Forget keeping Christ in Christmas.
All you have to do is fill in the blanks to the following phrase:
Keep _____ in ____________
Make me laugh (because it’s more fun that way)!
A winner will be picked at random. If you’d like to be considered for the prize, you must live in the US — just make sure the word “troglodyte” is at the end of your comment.
(Thanks to Michael for the link!)