The Secret Lives of Atheists October 18, 2010

The Secret Lives of Atheists

By Guest Contributor
October 18, 2010

Hmm… they’ve made a documentary about atheists.

Our secrets are out!

Definitely NSFW…

(Thanks to Stephanie for the link!)

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  • Rabid

    Might be better to link the author’s upload for props!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbfFAYn8bgc

  • Damn! I never knew the full story. Thanks for sharing.

  • Lisa

    This signifies everything that is right with us.

    :3

  • littlejohn

    My god, they’ve infiltrated my home! That’s me and my wife. And no, I don’t know why she insists on wearing those black rectangles.

  • Reginald Selkirk

  • @Reginald Selkirk:

    We feel tied to Christian values. Those who don’t accept them don’t have a place here.

    Are you suggesting atheists don’t generally accept values like ‘love your neighbour’ (or enemies?!) ?

  • Reginald Selkirk

    I’m not suggesting that, perhaps Angela Merkel is. Go ask her.

  • Hitch

    Ah, home sweet home. How the creative mind can just imagine reality with this kind of precision, it’s mind-boggling!

  • captsam

    can someone interpret NSFW thanks.

  • Tina in Houston

    Brilliant!

  • We feel tied to Christian values. Those who don’t accept them don’t have a place here.

    Careful, Germany, the last time one of your leaders claimed that a certain group had no place there, we ended up with a World War and decades of mistaken association with atheism.

  • Michelle

    captsam

    I dont know if you were being sarcastic and I’m kinda dumb at reading “sarcasm” off sentences so I’m just going to go ahead and say:

    NSFW – Not safe for work.

    If I am that dumb please dont tell me! lol!

  • Grimalkin

    This video is frighteningly accurate.

    @Andrew – I was thinking more along the lines of “slaughter the amalekites” or “slavery”? The Bible certainly mentions slavery in a favourable light more times (verse for verse) than it does the loving of anyone’s neighbours.

  • captsam

    Thank you Michelle, I’m retired and had no idea.

  • HP

    I’m not the biggest follower of YouTube atheists, but I really would’ve liked to have seen a cameo by ZOMGitsCriss in this.

    At least, I got to learn how to talk dirty in Romanian from the subtitles. So if I do meet ZOMGitsCriss, I can get slapped in two different languages.

  • @HP,

    ZOMGitsCriss does have a part in this one by the same guy.

  • HP

    @Jeff P: Bless you my son, for I have now seen ZOMGitsCriss in cartoon form as a pagan sacred whore. Truly, you shall be favored of all those under heaven unto the seventh generation.

    I’m not usually such a perv, but tonight catches me in . . . a mood.

  • Red

    why isn’t the original video not linked? it would be better if you gave credit to the original author instead of linking to this 1

  • Reginald Selkirk

    The best ‘NSFW’ URL ever

    The National Schools Film Week is the “world’s largest festival for cinema and young people.” Its home page has a very interesting picture of many children wearing dark glasses. Perhaps they are 3D. Perhaps it’s because the URL of the National Schools Film Week is, you got there, didn’t you, nsfw.org.
    …

  • Aack! Take away the internet! I cannot go back to the dark internetless days of my youth! Harsh! lol, I think he managed to get almost every Atheist stereotype in there except — and this was a glaring omission — that juvenile delinquents are all unchurched.

    Jeff P, thanks for that link! Not only do I love ZOMGitsCriss but that was a truly hilarious look at what would Jesus do (if he acted like modern day hypocrites)!

  • Ham Nox

    NAAARRGGGH!!! What is this person THINKING?!!? That’s top secret information they are revealing!!