The Secret Lives of Atheists October 18, 2010

The Secret Lives of Atheists

Hmm… they’ve made a documentary about atheists.

Our secrets are out!

Definitely NSFW…

(Thanks to Stephanie for the link!)

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  • Rabid

    Might be better to link the author’s upload for props!

  • Damn! I never knew the full story. Thanks for sharing.

  • Lisa

    This signifies everything that is right with us.


  • littlejohn

    My god, they’ve infiltrated my home! That’s me and my wife. And no, I don’t know why she insists on wearing those black rectangles.

  • Reginald Selkirk
  • @Reginald Selkirk:

    We feel tied to Christian values. Those who don’t accept them don’t have a place here.

    Are you suggesting atheists don’t generally accept values like ‘love your neighbour’ (or enemies?!) ?

  • Reginald Selkirk

    I’m not suggesting that, perhaps Angela Merkel is. Go ask her.

  • Hitch

    Ah, home sweet home. How the creative mind can just imagine reality with this kind of precision, it’s mind-boggling!

  • captsam

    can someone interpret NSFW thanks.

  • Tina in Houston


  • We feel tied to Christian values. Those who don’t accept them don’t have a place here.

    Careful, Germany, the last time one of your leaders claimed that a certain group had no place there, we ended up with a World War and decades of mistaken association with atheism.

  • Michelle


    I dont know if you were being sarcastic and I’m kinda dumb at reading “sarcasm” off sentences so I’m just going to go ahead and say:

    NSFW – Not safe for work.

    If I am that dumb please dont tell me! lol!

  • Grimalkin

    This video is frighteningly accurate.

    @Andrew – I was thinking more along the lines of “slaughter the amalekites” or “slavery”? The Bible certainly mentions slavery in a favourable light more times (verse for verse) than it does the loving of anyone’s neighbours.

  • captsam

    Thank you Michelle, I’m retired and had no idea.

  • HP

    I’m not the biggest follower of YouTube atheists, but I really would’ve liked to have seen a cameo by ZOMGitsCriss in this.

    At least, I got to learn how to talk dirty in Romanian from the subtitles. So if I do meet ZOMGitsCriss, I can get slapped in two different languages.

  • @HP,

    ZOMGitsCriss does have a part in this one by the same guy.

  • HP

    @Jeff P: Bless you my son, for I have now seen ZOMGitsCriss in cartoon form as a pagan sacred whore. Truly, you shall be favored of all those under heaven unto the seventh generation.

    I’m not usually such a perv, but tonight catches me in . . . a mood.

  • Red

    why isn’t the original video not linked? it would be better if you gave credit to the original author instead of linking to this 1

  • Reginald Selkirk

    The best ‘NSFW’ URL ever

    The National Schools Film Week is the “world’s largest festival for cinema and young people.” Its home page has a very interesting picture of many children wearing dark glasses. Perhaps they are 3D. Perhaps it’s because the URL of the National Schools Film Week is, you got there, didn’t you,

  • Aack! Take away the internet! I cannot go back to the dark internetless days of my youth! Harsh! lol, I think he managed to get almost every Atheist stereotype in there except — and this was a glaring omission — that juvenile delinquents are all unchurched.

    Jeff P, thanks for that link! Not only do I love ZOMGitsCriss but that was a truly hilarious look at what would Jesus do (if he acted like modern day hypocrites)!

  • Ham Nox

    NAAARRGGGH!!! What is this person THINKING?!!? That’s top secret information they are revealing!!

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