Hey! Maybe if you pray really, really hard.
Truth hurts sometimes. Proof positive prayer doesn’t work, and neither does Extenze/Enzite whatever junk they sell late nights.
I’d rather have a 10-inch bank account balance.
I thought there was something about jesus saying that through prayer you could move mountains or some such… so a 10″ dick should be totally do-able.
Weeeeell, have one already, so quiiiiiiite happy, ta very much
I’ve heard many times that this god fellow works in mysterious ways… right?
That’s no more ridiculous than the folks who pray to win the lottery or to get a new bike for Christmas, though it is funnier.
Of course the caption made you laugh. It’s the punch line. That’s what punch lines do.
Y’all know it’s girth, not length, right? 😉
The last one is the only one I actually do have. I assume I inherited it from my mother. Hallelujah!
reminds me of the joke about the 12-inch pianist…
The length of my lifespan might not be under my control, but I can always do something about the girth.
Hemant, your “Friendly Atheist” blog is starting to get somewhat unfriendly as well as vulgar (or maybe it has always been this way and I don’t visit often enough to notice). I would just remind you that because you are a teacher you are also a role model to your students, and it is very probable that your students are reading these posts. Would you say it in the classroom? Probably not…
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
I don’t talk about the blog or the posts on it in my classroom. I’m also not vulgar in the classroom.
I talk about math in the classroom.
End of story.
Hemant for the win! This isn’t a classroom. It’s an internet discussion. The rules are different. It wasn’t the funniest, most clever comic I’ve ever seen, but it makes a point. It’s certainly far less offensive than religion.
It seems the person praying is a little weak in the wisdom department (as are all those that pray for material things).
Lol Hemant!! Teachers are people too Troll, and *I* thought the comic was funny. Lighten the FUCK up.
And ummmm, size DOES matter 😛
Fuck. Just wanted to get one in there. Heh. Get one in. Hey, just because I’m a reasonably well educated adult and I enjoy sophisticated, subtle humor, doesn’t mean that dick jokes aren’t still funny.
Hey, fundie troll:
The funniest jokes are dick jokes.
It’s in the fucking bible, asshole. Look it up.
It’s the only fact that bible-bangers and scientists agree on.
Oh, and twat jokes are pretty funny, too.
Good one! Fucking good. Poor thing just doesn’t want to be an unappealing troll.
This comic made me laugh loudly, for about 5 solid minutes, plus a bunch of random giggles.THANKS!
I’m sitting here at the hospital, bored outta my mind waiting for my baby to be born- I really needed the distraction!
*If this comic is vulgar to you, better stop web browsing now! This is tame by comparison!!!! *