It Needs a Caption… August 1, 2010

It Needs a Caption…

By Guest Contributor
August 1, 2010

You’re creative and you have Photoshopping skills. Now use those talents!

This one’s amusing, but you can do better.

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  • Beverly Johnson

    I just got even with the old woman who lives in the shoe…

  • Clyde

    If you don’t get me to a real pot, there’s gonna be a mess.

  • Carolina

    Look at this pot, now look at me. Now look at the shoe, now back to me….

  • “Elementary my dear Watson. Twas Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the lead pipe. I’d stake my reputation on it! By the way, we should now retire inside cuz I just went doodie in my diaper.”

  • tod

    if this ends up on the internet…so help me.

  • Cathy Fiorello

    “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”

  • http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/729/atheistbaby.jpg

    best I could come up with in the time I have.

  • Mr Z

    The science behind this waterproof shoe is amazing… but it does not relieve you of your parental duty to buy me a PONY!

  • Showneuff

    Skeptical baby is skeptical

  • gski

    “Baptize me? Not likely.”

  • MathMike

    I will connect the pieces of my doomsday device unless you pay me one billion dollars!

  • William

    My diaper is full, your argument is invalid.

  • Richard Wade

    Yes, yes, I’m sure all that stuff about this fantasy of yours, Santa Claus, did you call it? I’m sure it’s very interesting, but I have to finish these tests on my shoe. If you’ll excuse me…

  • Chris

    The Baby could be saying you want to eat who?

  • Matt

    In Soviet Russia, baby eat you!

  • Aaron

    Some guy named Russel gave me this. I doubt it is the original.

  • fritzy

    “It’s called ‘found art’ or a ‘readymade…’ *sigh*…you wouldn’t know art if Marcel Duchamp himself hit you in the face with it, would you?”

  • AxeGrrl

    “you want me to put this on my head and say what? ‘Whip it, whip it good’ ??”

  • Matt

    It puts the water in the shoe or it gets the hose.

  • Clyde

    What’s L’il Punkin doing? You’ll see.

  • AxeGrrl

    This is what happens when you let your infant listen to Cheech and Chong records.

  • Rich

  • The most important step in preparing your infant is to brine it for 6-10 hours, depending on size. Give it some toys to play with, and it’ll hardly make a noise.

  • Anonymous Atheist

    Ooh, this is a much better place for my comment than the rapture rescue post… 😀

    This is pretty off-topic, but with Hemant’s fondness for baby-eating jokes, you have GOT to see this:
    http://www.stupid.com/fun/FETS.html
    Fetus Cookie Cutter! LOL

  • ttekcah

    “You are not invited to the Tea Party”

  • Hitch

    Wow that site really has a lot of tasteless schtuff 😛

  • Clyde

    IMOI, Cathy L wins! She captures the baby’s countenance perfectly!

  • Drew M

    IMO, Matt won this with:

    In Soviet Russia, baby eat you!

    I literally laughed out loud.

  • CheekySpoon

    Pfft! I turned water into a purple jelly sandal. Jesus= pwned.

  • J Cole

    Healthcare? Ha, turns out the Pro-Life thing expired as soon as I actually got one.

    Yeah, I know, that was kind of weak. My favorite is without a doubt.

    I just got even with the old woman who lives in the shoe…

    I’m thinking of making that in to a t-shirt, if it’s ok with Beverly Johnson.

  • J Cole

    Oh wait how about this one.

    “You do know Sean Penn is my father, right?”

  • We know what you’re really thinking, Hemant… Baby stew!

    (I liked a few of the captions above, and used Gimp instead of photoshop.)

  • “You want me to go to Sunday School? Really…… Do I look THAT Stupid?”

  • “Why, yes, I was born in Midwich, the year after the UFO. Why do you ask?”

  • You LDS boys better not come proselytizing here…

  • AJPIII

    Crawl a mile in my shoe!

    Mommy makes me choose.

    What you looking at Willis?

  • J Cole

    Keep your Watchtower. I’ve got a shoe to water.

  • J Cole

    It’s called a shoe tree. Duh.

  • Angel

    I said good day, sir.

  • Angie

    Honestly, don’t you think I can tell the difference between a real Gucci jelly sandal and a fake?

  • Ursulamajor

    It’s The Exorcist baby!

    http://riotclitshave.com/2010.04/tumblr_kyn1dz2UzP1qzmowao1_500.jpg

    Just noticed the awful url name. It’s an okay photo. Don’t fear the site, just the wee one.

  • CJ Klok

    No Mr Ratzinger, I practically was born yesterday, and even I don’t fall for your BS…
    By the way. My shoes are much cuter than yours.

  • “I have altered the pool. Pray I do not alter it any further.”

  • Mom…

    I am disappoint.

  • Vas

    I vote for fritzy….

    “It’s called ‘found art’ or a ‘readymade…’ *sigh*…you wouldn’t know art if Marcel Duchamp himself hit you in the face with it, would you?”
    I’m feeling that one. Riot.

  • Miki

    “Check it out. This shoe holds about as much water as your Jesus story.”

    Or

    “You must not know ’bout me.”

    LOL @ Angel’s “I said good day, sir.”