“Elementary my dear Watson. Twas Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the lead pipe. I’d stake my reputation on it! By the way, we should now retire inside cuz I just went doodie in my diaper.”
The science behind this waterproof shoe is amazing… but it does not relieve you of your parental duty to buy me a PONY!
Showneuff
Skeptical baby is skeptical
gski
“Baptize me? Not likely.”
MathMike
I will connect the pieces of my doomsday device unless you pay me one billion dollars!
William
My diaper is full, your argument is invalid.
Richard Wade
Yes, yes, I’m sure all that stuff about this fantasy of yours, Santa Claus, did you call it? I’m sure it’s very interesting, but I have to finish these tests on my shoe. If you’ll excuse me…
Chris
The Baby could be saying you want to eat who?
Matt
In Soviet Russia, baby eat you!
Aaron
Some guy named Russel gave me this. I doubt it is the original.
fritzy
“It’s called ‘found art’ or a ‘readymade…’ *sigh*…you wouldn’t know art if Marcel Duchamp himself hit you in the face with it, would you?”
AxeGrrl
“you want me to put this on my head and say what? ‘Whip it, whip it good’ ??”
Matt
It puts the water in the shoe or it gets the hose.
Clyde
What’s L’il Punkin doing? You’ll see.
AxeGrrl
This is what happens when you let your infant listen to Cheech and Chong records.
The most important step in preparing your infant is to brine it for 6-10 hours, depending on size. Give it some toys to play with, and it’ll hardly make a noise.
Anonymous Atheist
Ooh, this is a much better place for my comment than the rapture rescue post… 😀
This is pretty off-topic, but with Hemant’s fondness for baby-eating jokes, you have GOT to see this: http://www.stupid.com/fun/FETS.html
Fetus Cookie Cutter! LOL
ttekcah
“You are not invited to the Tea Party”
Hitch
Wow that site really has a lot of tasteless schtuff 😛
Clyde
IMOI, Cathy L wins! She captures the baby’s countenance perfectly!
Drew M
IMO, Matt won this with:
In Soviet Russia, baby eat you!
I literally laughed out loud.
CheekySpoon
Pfft! I turned water into a purple jelly sandal. Jesus= pwned.
J Cole
Healthcare? Ha, turns out the Pro-Life thing expired as soon as I actually got one.
Yeah, I know, that was kind of weak. My favorite is without a doubt.
I just got even with the old woman who lives in the shoe…
I’m thinking of making that in to a t-shirt, if it’s ok with Beverly Johnson.
“It’s called ‘found art’ or a ‘readymade…’ *sigh*…you wouldn’t know art if Marcel Duchamp himself hit you in the face with it, would you?”
I’m feeling that one. Riot.
Miki
“Check it out. This shoe holds about as much water as your Jesus story.”
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