It’s summer and I’m home. Don’t judge me.
I was watching an old episode of True Life on MTV and the episode was about people who lead double lives.
One of the subjects was Mitch, a 22-year-old who is an “adult filmmaker with two girlfriends.” The girls don’t know about each other — or what he does.
At one point (at the 21:00 mark), he said the following:
I’m pressed for time. That is for sure. Today, I got a pretty full day. At 4:30, I gotta meet Erin to go shopping. And then, at 8:00, I gotta meet Molly because we’re partying. Having two girlfriends can get pretty crazy. And I’d get lost without this right here — my datebook. This is what I rely on so I don’t get confused and don’t get caught doing something I shouldn’t be doing. I must be good at it because I’ve never broke down, ever.
Such a romantic…
As he said this, the camera caught a glimpse of his datebook…

Hmm… must be where he meets the ladies.
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