To survive, he must eat his way out:
Who needs a crib, anyway? 🙂
(via Cynical-C Blog)
Oh, my. That kid is gonna be so sticky!
It’s all fun and games until someone rolls off the chair.
That looks good enough to eat!
I’m talking about the watermelon, of course.
Look what hatched!
Looks like he got a… sweet deal….
Must the child look so happy and content?
*taps fingertips together, Mr. Burns style*
Yessss, little one. Eat up. Watermelon will make you nice and tender….
Watermelon marinade, who would have thought…
I did not know Watermelons were atheist……..
And then again this seems to prove that if you don’t eat babies …
THEY EAT YOU.
The darn atheists are right to eat them( along with being right to deny gods of all shape and nature and such stuff).
Of course watermelons are atheist. ==> Proof.
hoverfrog: 😉 Perfect!
I’ve been a mother and a grandmother too long. I was waiting for the roll and also damned glad I didn’t have to wash that baby afterwards.
But, man, got to give it to the kid! Made the best of a bad situation and said mmm, watermelon and dug in. Freethinking already! Mom ain’t gonna keep him imprisioned for long.
Careful. Think of what happened in “Alien”.
You can carry him around in this until you are hungry: Japanese Portable snackbaby I mean Watermelon Cooler
It’s not that hard to stop them from rolling… especially if you’re right in from of them with a video camera, watching every move!
I personally thought it was adorable and am a little saddened my son is too old for that.
That child is going to be sick a bitch to bathe.
Ok, who’s got the vodka? I smell a summer cocktail!!!