Of course bears are atheists. Unless they explicitly believe in a deity, then they’re atheists, which pretty much includes all animals, young children, and most agnostics. Hell, you can even lump in inanimate objects if you want to be really loose with the term.
(BTW, the jpg is not showing up, so I’ve no idea what you’re actually talking about.)
Amy
Carl, it’s a picture of a woman looking a bit scared holding a baby (looking a bit bored) whose leg is in the mouth of a plastic life-size bear.
plutosdad
This is what Colbert warned us about.
Ian
I agree with plutosdad… Colbert warned us that they are GODLESS KILLING MACHINES.
So, obviously… atheists. ;-]
Dan W
According to Stephen Colbert, Bears = Godless Killing Machines. 🙂
jcm
Aren’t bears naturally godless?
DemetriusOfPharos
Reminds me of one of my favorite Christian jokes:
A Christian is camping in the woods, and comes a little to close to a bear. Being Christian, he immediately drops to his knees in prayer: “Please Lord, I have never asked for anything, but please make this bear a Good Christian!” The Bear suddenly raises on his hind legs, throws his front paws to the sky and shouts “Dear Lord, thank you for this bounty I am about to receive!”
The lady is clearly feeding the baby to the bear. This is some kind of sacrifice to the atheist bear. The bear would have been happy with a fish.
Mak
I should have known that everyone here would be a Colbert fan. XD
Seth C.
Richard,
It has to be a bald follower of a semitic war-god who makes predictions of the future based upon political and socio-economic conditions then suggests that this impending doom can be stopped with the proper religious ramifications of the supposed people who also follow the same temperamental war-god.
Richard Wade
Seth C.,
Ah. I see what you mean. Sure can get complicated when you just want to shit in the woods.
Reginald Selkirk
In case anyone does not know what Richard Wade and Seth C. are talking about:
