Jesus on the Dashboard? May 8, 2010

Jesus on the Dashboard?

By Guest Contributor
May 8, 2010

Apparently, Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car in Massachusetts.

Christ was treated and released from the hospital.

Of course, there’s a twist to the story.

There has to be.

We all know Jesus would never set foot in Massachusetts.

(Thanks to everyone for the link!)

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  • Heidi

    We all know Jesus would never set foot in Massachusetts.

    That’s why I live here. /nod

  • E. Jerome Koran

    Curious – was it Jesus F. Christ or Jesus H. Christ?

  • Shane

    Christ was treated and released from the hospital…

    …after 3 days?

  • NewEnglandBob

    Northampton, Massachusetts is one of the most liberal, progressive towns in Massachusetts. It is the residence of many of the professors and students of UMass Amherst and other colleges in the area.

  • Jon

    The AP article mentions that the cops checked his ID. Maybe now we can finally know exactly when Jesus was born.

  • gski

    Upon rising from the street he was heard to mutter, ‘thank me I’m OK, but the Atheists are right, why didn’t I stop the car?’

  • Haley

    Lord Jesus Christ? Makes me think of Lord Voldemort. Now that I think about it, Horcruxes would be a much more interesting explanation for the resurrection story than being Yahweh’s favorite.

  • I read this story and immediately wanted to burst into a rousing chorus of “Plastic Jesus”.

    I don’t care if it rains or freezes
    ‘Long as I got my plastic Jesus
    Riding on the dashboard of my car
    Through my trials and tribulations
    And my travels through the nations
    With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far

    See all the verses and sing along at Plastic Jesus, (the lyrics used by Ernie Marrs). Some of them are hilarious.

  • Bad judgment call on my part. I figured that since I could walk on water, crossing the street would be a cinch. No such luck. That’s the last time I try to catch a Sox game to recharge the curse against them. Bet you people didn’t know we up here root for the Yanks, eh? Add that one to the serman!

  • inmyhead9

    Hee hee, a song just popped into my head.

    I looove this band.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88HJnar9e8w

    wait for the 1:12 min. mark.