An Atheist’s Actual Worst Nightmare

May 4, 2010

Forget bananas. Imagine a 21-foot-tall baby.

Spain has built a giant robot baby and unleashed it on millions of unsuspecting visitors to the 2010 Expo in Shanghai, China. So far the baby’s been peaceful, but organizers are hoping it doesn’t have a tantrum.

Named Miguelin, the 21-foot tot is an electronically controlled terror that can move its eyes and head, blink, and breathe…

And gobble up atheists in revenge, I’m sure.

This is why I’m never visiting China.

(Thanks to Adam for the link!)

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Richard Brum

What does this have to do with atheism? It’s interesting and all, but I don’t see the correlation.
Richard Wade

Uh, when was it last changed?
Scary.
contemporary sceptic

Is this religious? Isn’t it more about the eventual destruction of our race by robots? I can’t believe that the special effects team behind alien vs. predators have been brought so low…. Look! Here’s a video: http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/gigantic-robot-baby
Victor

It would take forever to eat that baby.
Not Guilty

@ Richard Brum, atheists are accused of eating babies/hating babies/evil, etc, etc. This is a mockery of the claim.
Sandra

glad it’s not my baby, I wont be changing any diapers!
Crux Australis

If it was made in China, why isn’t it a Chinese baby?
contemporary sceptic

@Crux Australis – You just blew my mind.
Richard P.

Crux Australis
here is a hint.. read the post… just saying…
Richard P.

with a little chocolate syrup, it would be like a great big chocolate sunday..mmmmm
Trace

Crux, Miguelin is a Spanish robot baby.
Matto the Hun

nonsense, this is no different from the whaling industry of old. We just need some harpoons to harvest the ripe baby fat to light our oil lamps. I hear the native atheist Eskimos would use every part of the baby.

Something to think about.
sarah

I never knew why “eating babies” comments and posts were popular here. Thanks for info. 🙂

I personally enjoy a baby sauteed with a dash of garlic powder and a glass of red wine.
Matto the Hun

Victor said:
It would take forever to eat that baby.

which gets me thinkin’…

If God were an atheist, could he make a baby so big it would be too big for him to eat?

suck on that one theologians!
BEX

*shudders* nightmares.
Valhar2000

Come on, Hemant! Don’t be such a coward! Do you realize how many atheists we could feed if we managed to bring down that cuddly-wuddly behemoth?
Sue

I’m going to have nightmares about that. I find babies terrifying enough already.

*twitch*
Kevin

Oh god… that is the freakiest thing ever!
alex

Yeah, that’s disturbing all right.
Randy

I guess you haven’t seen the cartoon “Big Baby” then. That would also be a dream/nightmare for the baby eating types.
Holytape

This will end global hunger.
bumlet5

Barbeque!
Isaah

“Jeb, Fire up the big frier.”

i fear no baby, no matter the size.
Lifer

Could God create a baby so big even He couldn’t finish eating it?

*Edit*
*Damn, didn’t notice someone beat me to it.*
inmyhead9

That is really freaky. I think that I had a dream about giant robot babies when I was pregnant.
Darwin’s Dagger

You don’t kill and eat a giant baby. You teach it reason and the scientific method and it grows up to be a giant atheist who walked the land stepping on churches and protecting atheist billboards from vandals.
Korou

Cool! Me and my wife are in Shanghai now, it’s the first day of our holiday here and we’re just about to head off to the Expo.
Which zone is it in?
Korou

Oh – just read the article. It’s in the Spanish pavilion.
Good! We’re going to visit there today.

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