An Atheist’s Actual Worst Nightmare May 4, 2010

An Atheist’s Actual Worst Nightmare

By Guest Contributor
May 4, 2010

Forget bananas. Imagine a 21-foot-tall baby.

Spain has built a giant robot baby and unleashed it on millions of unsuspecting visitors to the 2010 Expo in Shanghai, China. So far the baby’s been peaceful, but organizers are hoping it doesn’t have a tantrum.

Named Miguelin, the 21-foot tot is an electronically controlled terror that can move its eyes and head, blink, and breathe…

And gobble up atheists in revenge, I’m sure.

This is why I’m never visiting China.

(Thanks to Adam for the link!)

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  • Richard Brum

    What does this have to do with atheism? It’s interesting and all, but I don’t see the correlation.

  • Richard Wade

    Uh, when was it last changed?
    Scary.

  • contemporary sceptic

    Is this religious? Isn’t it more about the eventual destruction of our race by robots? I can’t believe that the special effects team behind alien vs. predators have been brought so low…. Look! Here’s a video: http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/gigantic-robot-baby

  • It would take forever to eat that baby.

  • @ Richard Brum, atheists are accused of eating babies/hating babies/evil, etc, etc. This is a mockery of the claim.

  • Sandra

    glad it’s not my baby, I wont be changing any diapers!

  • Crux Australis

    If it was made in China, why isn’t it a Chinese baby?

  • contemporary sceptic

    @Crux Australis – You just blew my mind.

  • Richard P.

    Crux Australis
    here is a hint.. read the post… just saying…

  • Richard P.

    with a little chocolate syrup, it would be like a great big chocolate sunday..mmmmm

  • Trace

    Crux, Miguelin is a Spanish robot baby.

  • Matto the Hun

    nonsense, this is no different from the whaling industry of old. We just need some harpoons to harvest the ripe baby fat to light our oil lamps. I hear the native atheist Eskimos would use every part of the baby.

    Something to think about.

  • sarah

    I never knew why “eating babies” comments and posts were popular here. Thanks for info. 🙂

    I personally enjoy a baby sauteed with a dash of garlic powder and a glass of red wine.

  • Matto the Hun

    Victor said:
    It would take forever to eat that baby.

    which gets me thinkin’…

    If God were an atheist, could he make a baby so big it would be too big for him to eat?

    suck on that one theologians!

  • BEX

    *shudders* nightmares.

  • Valhar2000

    Come on, Hemant! Don’t be such a coward! Do you realize how many atheists we could feed if we managed to bring down that cuddly-wuddly behemoth?

  • Sue

    I’m going to have nightmares about that. I find babies terrifying enough already.

    *twitch*

  • Oh god… that is the freakiest thing ever!

  • alex

    Yeah, that’s disturbing all right.

  • Randy

    I guess you haven’t seen the cartoon “Big Baby” then. That would also be a dream/nightmare for the baby eating types.

  • This will end global hunger.

  • bumlet5

    Barbeque!

  • Isaah

    “Jeb, Fire up the big frier.”

    i fear no baby, no matter the size.

  • Lifer

    Could God create a baby so big even He couldn’t finish eating it?

    *Edit*
    *Damn, didn’t notice someone beat me to it.*

  • inmyhead9

    That is really freaky. I think that I had a dream about giant robot babies when I was pregnant.

  • Darwin’s Dagger

    You don’t kill and eat a giant baby. You teach it reason and the scientific method and it grows up to be a giant atheist who walked the land stepping on churches and protecting atheist billboards from vandals.

  • Korou

    Cool! Me and my wife are in Shanghai now, it’s the first day of our holiday here and we’re just about to head off to the Expo.
    Which zone is it in?

  • Korou

    Oh – just read the article. It’s in the Spanish pavilion.
    Good! We’re going to visit there today.