To answer your question, I don’t know.
But it needs a caption.
(Thanks to Joe for the link!)
You’ve heard of test tube babies…these are bucket babies..
Pack of Winstons
“All babies look like me.
But then, I look like all babies.”
these are babies in a womb bath. Supposedly they love it.
With hydroponics, you can easily double or even triple your crop while reducing grow time!
A six pack with a bonus.
Sometimes I’ll brine meat before roasting or grilling…
Before cooking, separate your babies into individual containers and clean thoroughly.
The final preparations for the loading of the seven-shot baby revolver were nearly done.
“Atheists’ dinner special, party of seven, order up!”
I’m surprised anybody is unaware of the scientific principles at work here. After all, the plans for same have been around since 1729.
Oh Otto, I’m glad that I’m not the only one who went there. Mmm… tasty.
Let the baby soak in water for 30 min then transfer to pan. Pre-heat oven at 375 degrees….
PS: That’s a joke by the way…’cause atheists apparently like to eat babies!
Filming begins on Matrix prequel.
Thoroughly rinse your baby before cooking. Small impurities are a natural part of the baby harvesting process…
Coming Soon! NEW! Homeopathic Babies!
“Alright, which table ordered the round of baby shots?”
Well, my first thought would have to be “Microwave directions: remove cover and heat on high until boiling (approximately 5 minutes),” or “OK, honey. I put out the snacks. When are the guests due?” but the eating-babies thing appears to have been covered already.
So we move on to:
“The pet shop often kept a selection of their cutest inventory visible near the counter, for impulse buying”
“Once the sacrifices are properly arranged, the ceremony can begin.”
“There had been some resistance at first when they installed the latest version of Whack-a-mole.”
“Early models of the three-day diaper proved to have some flaws.”
This probably isn’t appropriate and probably goes against any intent this picture had but…
“Vatican child porn ring discovered”
Tory Manifesto shows a misunderstanding of Jonathan Swift, in plans for rejuvenated food program.
Ryan you are right it wasn’t appropriate but it was funny. The only thing I could think of was, To insure the maximum weight at sell soak in salt solution for 24 hours.
personally, I prefer a more diverse ethnic feel to my multi-dish meals.
“Welcome to Hemant’s! Would you like to try our new sampler platter?”
Oh thank goodness I’m not the only weirdo. My first thought, we conducted a blind taste test . . .
“As you may have guessed by the offering of babies, we’re having an atheist visit today…”
Introducing the new, homeopathy age-defying formula! Just drink this to ensure skin as soft as a baby’s bottom!
(Note, babies were removed before “pruning” set in to avoid the memory of wrinkles.)
“For maximum tenderness and flavor, marinate for at least one hour before grilling.”
Greta, I was thinking the exact same thing.
I have to say, though, that marinade doesn’t look very tasty. I can’t think of very much that would taste good on a nice cut of baby and still leave the water crystal-clear.
they’re so cute!
i guess i can’t look at them and think tasty when i’ve got my own in the oven right now =]
Baby Jell-O shots!
Critical thinking faculties, check.
Welcome to Christianity!
(Does anyone else think those babies look weirdly blotchy? Just me?)
“Sloppy babies!” Sue yelled, furious. “Now, I am going to put ‘Mrs. Robinson’ back on and you are going to get this synchronized swimming routine right!”
Ha Ha, I love the Jell-o shots comment! My first thought was “What the frack!”, Then it was “mmmmmmm… babies” ( just like homer would say)
That’s a WIN!
When Hermant is elected the first atheist president he promises a baby in every pot!
I can’t believe I’m the first to say…
Are those buckets extra crispy or original recipe?
It’s like take-out wonton soup, but better!
“Something something something… Dark Side!”
There must be some good remark about carousel spice racks, but I can’t come up with it.
Anne Geddes preps the next set of babies for her crappy photo shoot.
Seven mothers dumb enough to spend $40 on a mop bucket.
Yes. They’re $40.
And if the water is brought to a boil slowly, they wont jump out.
Babies, now in a single serving size!
I’ll have the round, pink one up front. Yum!
The tragic proliferation of commercialised christenings.
“They’re not screaming that’s just steam escaping through their ears.”
“The other white meat…now in easy, ready to microwave containers!”
Dehydrated babies! Add water and let the love grow! “Instant Babies” now available at Wal-Mart.
The High Council of Babies reacts to news of their betrayal by Toddlerland.
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:42 pm
“And if the water is brought to a boil slowly, they wont jump out.”
buckets have magic anti-clerical forcefield
“To save time on busy weeknights, prepare and freeze meals for the whole week on Sunday!”
SHOOTERS!! WOO HOO!!
Obviously this is the Scientology Operating Thetan cleansing ritual!
It’s the cover of Hemant Mehta’s follow-up to “I Sold My Soul on eBay”…
“POACHED BABIES and Other Delicacies for Atheists, Agnostics, and Secular Humanists”
Oh My FSM: It’s a Cook Book!!!
(I couldn’t help but work in the obvious TWILIGHT ZONE reference.)
Combine two parts vodka and one part vermouth. Pour into serving glasses and garnish with an infant.
And are our soups here at the Godless Diner.
“tonight on TOP CHEF!”
Now, remember mothers, the first bubbles wins the jackpot!
Just another day at the cloning lab:
Baby Hitler: Get zat camera out of mein face, before I force you to inhale the poison gas that emanates from my dirty diapers. They are worse than the gas chambers at Auschwitz.
Baby De Gaulle: Hitler is being mean.