The Scary Baby Preachers

Leaving aside for the moment the whole issue of indoctrinating little kids before they can properly develop critical thinking skills…

Those kids were hilarious! The Spanish-speaking kid was awesome – could definitely be an actor if he grows up.

And the two unintelligible ones right after the 2:00 mark were hilarious – they perfectly illustrated that it’s not what you say, but how you say it. They looked, acted, and sounded exactly like evangelist preachers, except for the fact that they weren’t actually saying anything.

Shush Hemant, the more babies they have the sooner we can have the feast of a thousand babies (otherwise known as lunch).

My stepsister and I were drunk and arguing about the existence of god, and she decided that a video of a completely unintelligible baby preacher was just the thing to convince me. I actually have her on video watching the video and then saying, “watch that, then tell me there’s no god!”

I trying to decide whether to post that video to youtube now, or wait and use it as blackmail.

Wait, condoms only work as a preventative measure. Perhaps condoms and time machines. Or even more fun…Pelt child preachers with condoms until they shut their tiny mouths.

AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh! It would be super dooper hilarious is it wasn’t real!

I’d laugh about it, but this exploitation of children is far too real.

Laughing so hard that I think I might have made one of those little preachers (especially the last few) envious with what I produced in my pants. I mean, those kids gotz power, but I gotz more than them!! Praise Jeebuz!!

Actually, I think this video does an excellent job of illustrating the intellectual maturity and conceptual insight required to be an evangelical.

I’d like to take a lighthearted view of this, but it was neither funny, nor cute. These children are being brain washed and shamelessly exploited. And although no one is strapping dynamite to their chest to blow up infidels, it’s just a lesser degree on the same continuum. Sad really.

OK, so I know I should be saddened and outraged, but I can’t find it within myself to be anything but very amused. The baby at the pulpit banging his hand in faux outrage was just awesome. I mean, its not like he was making any less sense than whoever was normally occupying the pulpit, and I’d wager he’s a sight nicer to look at.

Here’s a different link to the Marjoe documentary for those who are interested. It’s not segmented into 10minute pieces like the youtube version.

In a way, he got his revenge. He showed the world how exactly all the tricks are done, and how it can be done by anyone, regardless of if they believe or not. Sadly, though, all the exact same tricks are still used today to part the credulous from their hard earned money.

I love Marjoe. I don’t even watch it anymore, I just listen to the music. When you see how easy it is to convince people to believe as you do, even if you don’t actually believe it, it makes it harder to trust preachers.

boobies

haha boobles

very sick an disguisting piece of shit.