How did I miss this Onion horoscope last week?

Does anyone else have the odd habit of beginning with your own sign when reading the Onion horoscopes?
(Thanks to L for the link!)
How did I miss this Onion horoscope last week?
Does anyone else have the odd habit of beginning with your own sign when reading the Onion horoscopes?
(Thanks to L for the link!)
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