As an atheist, I am proud to endorse this product:
Careful, though: Spread that baby on Jesus-branded bread and the world may explode.
(via Savage Chickens — Thanks to Joe for the link!)
It took me a good 10 seconds to get the joke; mayo is made from eggs. It’s like the chicken is eating fetus spread. Gross.
It’s a miracle, how funny this is.
Har, har, har.
It’s a miracle anyone can eat that fake stuff instead of real mayonnaisse.