There’s No Such Thing As “Miracle Whip”

By Guest Contributor

January 23, 2010

As an atheist, I am proud to endorse this product:

Careful, though: Spread that baby on Jesus-branded bread and the world may explode.

(via Savage Chickens — Thanks to Joe for the link!)

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Wendy

OMG LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric

It took me a good 10 seconds to get the joke; mayo is made from eggs. It’s like the chicken is eating fetus spread. Gross.
Lagunatic

It’s a miracle, how funny this is.

Har, har, har.
muggle

It’s a miracle anyone can eat that fake stuff instead of real mayonnaisse.

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