Bid on Me This Weekend! January 21, 2010

Bid on Me This Weekend!

There’s a fundraising event for Skepchicamp this Saturday in Chicago and a few tickets are still left!

What will a ticket buy you?

  • Food
  • Booze
  • Fun
  • The chance to enter a cashitty cash cash raffle.
  • The chance to bid on a date with the Friendliest (and quite handsome) Atheist, Hemant Mehta
  • The address to the location

Hmm… about #5. Some ladies are trying to cockblock me:

Oh, though if you’re a single lady, you definitely shouldn’t come. I don’t want any competition in the auction for a date with Hemant. Though gay guys are still encouraged to come — if I’m going to lose, the outcome might as well be hilariously awkward for Hemant.

I demand that a gay person bid on me only so Jen has to up her bid. (umm… Jen, please up your bid.)

Ladies are also welcome to pool their money and bid as a group. There’s enough of me to go around!

Even if you don’t bid, it’ll be a great night full of happy good times. And by that, I mean there will be liquor. (And yummy atheists.)

What better way to spend a night?

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  • NewEnglandBob

    No comment 🙂 🙂

  • Just Some Guy

    ^^ what he said.

  • Don’t push your luck, Hemant: remember, I’m a poor college student ;P

  • Ron in Houston

    Hmmm, I wonder who would draw more – a date with PZ Myers or a date with Hemant?

    I know – we need a poll for that too.

  • Mak

    Nice one, Ron. I give that poll three seconds before it’s Pharyngulated.

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