What will a ticket buy you?
- The chance to enter a cashitty cash cash raffle.
- The chance to bid on a date with the Friendliest (and quite handsome) Atheist, Hemant Mehta
- The address to the location
Hmm… about #5. Some ladies are trying to cockblock me:
Oh, though if you’re a single lady, you definitely shouldn’t come. I don’t want any competition in the auction for a date with Hemant. Though gay guys are still encouraged to come — if I’m going to lose, the outcome might as well be hilariously awkward for Hemant.
I demand that a gay person bid on me only so Jen has to up her bid. (umm… Jen, please up your bid.)
Ladies are also welcome to pool their money and bid as a group. There’s enough of me to go around!
Even if you don’t bid, it’ll be a great night full of happy good times. And by that, I mean there will be liquor. (And yummy atheists.)
What better way to spend a night?