If only atheists knew the secret, we’d all be believers:
The Greater Wichita Heating and Plumbing Little Sluggers say a team prayer before the big game. Three hours later, they win, and each player is given a personal pan pizza coupon for their hard work during the season. Hundreds of miles away, a small, starving girl in Honduras, delirious with fever, begs God for a single grain of rice to sustain her through the night. By morning, she is reduced to an unflattering, riceless corpse.
The difference between these two stories? Only one message to God was aided by my Advanced Prayer Strategies. (The one without the dead Mexican.)
For just $39.99 plus shipping, handling, and Kinko’s binding charge, Advanced Prayer Strategies will teach you:
- God’s secret nickname… known only by The Jews!
- Peak prayer hours: don’t get caught up in the pre-bedtime rush!
- How to bargain with God on your terms. Learn about His secret past, and use it against Him!
- Over 500 compliments God’s never heard before, organized alphabetically!
There’s plenty more where that came from 🙂
(Thanks to Scott for the link!)