There is no god. I’m glad there’s a Lagunatic, though…
Jenniffer Groceman
I don’t get it, either.
Kitty
I join the “not getting it” party. Could someone please explain?
Edmond
BoomerChick says:
I don’t get it.
Jenniffer Groceman says:
I don’t get it, either.
Don’t believe in god? Don’t get the joke? You’re not alone.
FRAG I hate looking like a moron, but I don’t get it either. Is god supposed to be a cracker in that last frame? What IS that? Go ahead, somebody explain it.
BoomerChick
Jenniffer Groceman,
Yeah, like what is that floating yellowish oval disc thingy?
Maybe it’s some kind of Miracle Wheel or Dial-a-Miracle.
G man seems to be consulting it.
I know boobs must be listed on the Select-a-Miracle because I once heard a stripper say “these boob implants are miracles, thank God”.
After consulting all my philosophy books and various ancient religious texts, I gleamed that (straight) guys mainly think about money, booze, and boobs. (money can buy booze and boobs). It would probably grate on God’s nerves if He had to manifest the same things over and over again.
Mak
That’s how the artist always draws God. Not entirely sure why, though.
After consulting all my philosophy books and various ancient religious texts, I gleamed that (straight) guys mainly think about money, booze, and boobs.
Money, yes, booze, OK some… boobs? No; as a 100% straight I would vote for the divine feminine buns… ohhh….
Perhaps we should focus on the less controversial subjects of religion and politics and table the divisive (and contentious) subject of the sexual preferences of the heterosexual male. Too many lives have been lost over the debate of boobs vs. buns!
I am fond of ample posteriors, and I am unable to mislead.
Polly
I am fond of ample posteriors, and I am unable to mislead
As well you, too, friends and peers, must admit our shared predilection upon beholding a woman of callipygian form coming into view.
Vas
After consulting all my philosophy books and various ancient religious texts, I gleamed that (straight) guys mainly think about money, booze, and boobs.
I’m a straight guy and will admit that the big three are something I think about a lot. I also have many friends that are gay men and strangely enough a great many of them, (read the vast majority of them) are fascinated and drawn to boobs and the subject comes up often, perhaps because I’m usually with the girlfriend who has a rather ample pair (and being guys they are also strongly drawn to booze and money). As strange as it seems, I think your qualifier may be unnecessary.
Oh yeah and I don’t get the cartoon either,(okay I get the boob thing but the mystery disc… uh you lost me) Wiener’s cartoon for today = Fail. But hey it’s a tough job being funny on a regular basis, can’t win ’em all.
Now, if She wanted to drop drawers and show me her butt, well, then I’d become a believer and worship her on my knees. It would be easier to see up her toga that way.
Hemant, this whole breakdown of civility and good taste is your fault.
muggle
Huh? I thought it was pretty straight-forward and mildly amusing. (And, once again think Lagunatic has a better sense of humor than “God”.) Did those of you who don’t get click on the link and see the whole strip?
Staceyjw
It doesn’t make sense unless you click the link- THEN its funny!
Jenniffer Groceman
Yeah, I clicked the link. I just didn’t understand what god was supposed to be. It was sticking in my head, like, ‘Is that the boob? What happened to it? Did it turn into a terrible cookie of some sort?’ It make more sense now that I know that the artist always draws god like that. And Boomerchick, you gave me the best laugh I’ve had all day. 🙂
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