FSM Tattoo December 30, 2009

Why is this Flying Spaghetti Monster tattoo on a site called “Ugliest Tattoos”? Sacrilege, I tell you.

I plan to get an expanded version of this all across my chest one day. Because the ladies will love it.

(Thanks to Greta Christina for the link!)

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  • DeafAtheist

    The FSM part is cool but I’d not get the dude being touched by His noodly appendage. While I am fully supportive of the gay community, being a straight guy myself, I’d not pay someone to put a tattoo of a naked dude on my body, especially one that shows HIS “noodly appendage”.

  • ClosetAtheist

    It’s a reference to the Sistine Chapel ceiling painting by Michelangelo.

  • anti_supernaturalist

    ** xianity casts filth on our sexuality

    No question that a major apotropaic symbol against the Evil Eye in Antiquity was what is still today coyly referred to as “the phallus,” an erect penis

    Our culture still suffering from an all-too-long excess of xianity and despite all of the sexual imagery publicly visible in advertising finds a penis so filthy that its depiction is taboo.

    As Nietzsche says, “The Christian resolve to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.” (section 130 Die Froeliche Wissenschaft).

    the anti_supernaturalist

  • Mike O.

    Or you could go the opposite route and give Adam a HUGE unit. I’m talkin’ John Holmes here. Would be pretty funny.

  • bow-chica-bow-wow!

  • Camille

    i love the artwork, but as a tat it is kind of ugly. :/

  • FSM ugly? Why is it that these nonpastafarians feel free to mock the FSM? They’d never do that with Jesus. Or was that Muhammad?

  • Trace

    @ Pete: 🙂

  • It’s probably because the meatballs look a bit like testicles.

  • Richard Wade

    Hemant,

    I plan to get an expanded version of this all across my chest one day. Because the ladies will love it.

    Make sure that “Adam” has brown skin. 😀

  • Staceyjw

    I LOVE IT. This is so much better than the many Jesus/Lady of Guadalupe tats I see, everyday. Do gang-bangers know that putting tats of Jesus/Mary on your arm doesn’t make you a good person, just a superstitious one? Oops, I forgot that no matter what you do (murder, kidnap, rape), your sin is wiped away, and all is forgiven as soon as you confess (to a priest), and do your penance. (Where I live it’s 90% + Catholic, including the criminals.)
    Staceyjw

  • AxeGrrl

    Hemant, a cliche rose-on-your-shoulder would be more attractive than that! 🙂

    The FSM looks like some kind of purulent infection that just ruptured…..releasing some kind of virulent worm infestation

    *shudder*

    why not just get a tattoo of George Carlin or something? 🙂

  • Nothing against the FSM — but ALL tattoos are hideous…

  • Jennifer

    Awesome! That should be painted on the ceiling in a Denny’s somewhere where pastafarians meet as well!

  • Angie

    Neat! What a lovely tattoo.

  • muggle

    Sorry to disappoint you Hemant but tats are gruesome. Only being fanatically whacko turns me off more.