Jesus Shouldn’t Take a Dive December 20, 2009

Jesus Shouldn’t Take a Dive

By Guest Contributor
December 20, 2009

You see the joke coming from a mile away… but it still made me laugh 🙂

(via @metheliving)

Previous Post
The Master Plan Movie Now Available for Download
Next Post
Dining-Room Table Cthulhu
"Apparently halfwit Greg missed all of the peace nick jesusy stuff. In Greg’s theology, god ..."
hermes brookover
Hate-Preacher: Christians Should Rule This Country ..."
"Oh look. Another transphobe here to call women c u n t s."
San_Ban
Richard Dawkins Stripped of “Humanist of ..."
"Trans women are women. Bye TERF."
Dylan Caple
Richard Dawkins Stripped of “Humanist of ..."
"Possession of female genitalia is the minimum qualification. Womanhood isn't a 'feeling any man can ..."
Maria MacLachlan
Richard Dawkins Stripped of “Humanist of ..."
Browse Our Archives
What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment

  • Oh how funny!

  • I like it.

  • Funny. I like how he does it over and over again. You think he’d learn…but no!

  • ursulamajor

    My morning laugh! Now for my morning coffee.

  • Luther

    Hey! If I claim to believe all this can I go out and sin, ask for forgiveness, and have no regrets?

    What a guy! Because of his sacrifice billions can cheat, steal, rape, and kill without a concern.

    Sadly it doesn’t cost him a thing, being a myth.

  • Shouldn’t he be wearing his signature diaper, or at least a white Speedo??

  • muggle

    Damn it, you actually made me feel for Jesus. Poor dude can’t even take a swim.

  • On the other hand, when Moses dives off the board, the water parts and he hits the concrete bottom.

  • littlejohn

    Why is Jesus white?

  • Bráulio Bezerra

    Luther,

    Even if he really existed, his sacrifices were nothing compared to things lots of people do every single day. For example, he never was raped again and again like some women and even children are. Damn! He supposedly had superpowers! I can’t see how this is such a sacrifice.

    Ah, when I say these things to christians they look so embarrassed of their fairy tale… I even avoid discussing this with good friends. It’s just plain sad to base one’s life in these obvious lies.

  • Joffan

    Funny… and I admit – I didn’t see it coming. Not the first time, anyway.

error: Content is protected !!