Dining-Room Table Cthulhu December 20, 2009

Dining-Room Table Cthulhu

If Jesus can appear on an iron, then reader AnonyMouse would like you all to know that Cthulhu appeared on her dining room table just last week.


I see the resemblance:

I think there’s also a dash of the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown in there. It’s like a hybrid of freakish awesomeness.

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  • Oh my FSM!

  • medussa

    Actually, it reminds me of Davey Jones as depicted in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie…

  • Marclee

    I don’t see shit, sorry..

  • Just Some Guy

    Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!

  • I guess my imagination is letting me down…all I see is a really dirty table.

  • She should consider auctioning it on ebay. Cthulhu items have been big sellers for me.

  • A week ago last Sunday I witnessed a food related miracle:


    I also took a picture of the slice that looked like Jokey Smurf carrying an exploding gift, and the one where Gandalf gave the ring to Frodo.

  • If you are having trouble seeing the image, I outlined it here.

    This should be obvious proof of either the Cthulhu, the FSM, or that AnonyMouse simply needs to wipe down her table. 🙂

  • OMG… I feel the Call of Cthulhu!!

    I know people who would pay $50.00 just to lick that table!!!

  • Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtaghn!

  • AnonyMouse

    The table was completely clean, FYI. The pattern is actually made from dried-on spray cleaner from when my brother washed the table.