Greta Christina

Either that, or the dinosaurs missed getting on the Ark because they were too hammered.
spackledorfed

i was forced to go there as a field trip a few times in parochial school; it was terrible. all sorts of “dinosaurs lived at the same time as adam and eve” bull. they did have a pretty sweet zip line though.
TB Tabby

Obviously, Brutha Hovind has broken out of jail and built an ark in secret, because he knows God is planning to flood this sinful world again. (See? Water IS toxic, just like he said!)
David

Have you read “Dr.” Kevin Hovind’s “dissertation?”

http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s_doctoral_dissertation

It is hilarious. It reads like a badly written tract you might find in the lobby of some crazy church. There is nothing remotely academic about it. It doesn’t even have references. Somehow, he found some a school, Patriot Bible, to give him a doctorate.
Reginald Selkirk

Dinosaurs went extinct because they had good taste.
Mr. Vorhias

Ark’s Closed…

That sounds suspiciously similar to “Pool’s Closed.”

Could this be the work of 4Chan? Are those b/tards finally making themselves useful?? :O
ImmortalityLTD

Well if that’s true, then how did THIS happen? http://etsycrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/etsy-marketing-riding-dinos3.jpg
absent sway

Nonsense–everyone knows that smoking killed the dinosaurs!
Flah

Follow the links. Apparently it is the Xtian thing to do to pay your contractors under the table. But rejoice, you can contribute to his legal defense fund!
keeyop

yay, the park is closed. here’s hoping “Cabazon Dinosaurs” is next, the CA park featured in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, and other films. it was transformed by another I.D. creationist. take back the Dinos!

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