Blockhead Mayor Knows Why Obama Gave a Speech on Tuesday…

President Obama gave his speech about Afghanistan on Tuesday night and Arlington, TN mayor Russell Wiseman knows exactly why he chose that evening:

Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch “The Charlie Brown Christmas Special” and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation about it….w…hen the answer should simply be “yes”

When asked for further comment about his Facebook posting, the wrongly-named Wiseman apologized:

“It’s ridiculous for someone to send my Facebook post,” Wiseman said. “You guys are trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.”

Hmph. That doesn’t sounds very apologetic at all.

I wonder what political party he’s belongs to…

And why are there no women helping run the city of Arlington?

And who the &%*$ elects people like this to higher office? This guy is ok, but a sane/rational/intelligent atheist running for office is virtually unelectable?!

What. The. Hell.

(Thanks to Maribeth for the link)

Shannon

That was hysterical. I put it on Facebook, lol!

My favorite bit was the part about property owners 😉
Peregrine

You know, if he wanted to show his kids the Charlie Brown Christmas Special, I think I’ve got it on DVD. I could loan it to him, if he wants, and he can watch it anytime he likes.

The 21st century is a wonderful place. Too bad so many haven’t been able to join us here yet.
Holytape

I agree with him. What does our President have against Charlie Brown? But with all of the Christmas television programs about to air, how is Obama going to usurp them all. Will ObaMuslima have to give a 24 hour speech on the benefits of communism when the “Christmas story” marathon begins? “With Communism everyone gets a Red Ryder BB gun, and then the state takes it away. If you shoot your eye out, the state will give you a new eye under the socialized medicine, and then take your grandma away…..”

I also have to wonder why Arlington elected a rumored baby eater as mayor. I know Russell Wiseman will deny it, and there is absolutely no evidences of him eating babies that has been made public. But you have to kind of wonder why Russel Wiseman has never publicly come out and said “I am not a baby eater.” I will pray for him, that he will overcome his addiction to eating babies, that is if he has that addiction, which I am not saying he has, but if he has ever eaten a baby, he is most likely a serial baby eater.

Sasquatch Jesus loves him anyways.
bernerbits

The extent of the religion present in the Charlie Brown Christmas Special is a short recitation from the gospel of Luke.

And everyone’s seen the Charlie Brown Christmas Special a million times. It came out in the 1960s for crying out loud.

Oh, and, Charles Schulz was a Secular Humanist at the end of his life. So if you’re going to go after Obama for being a “secret Muslim” and leave Charles Schulz alone, then it’s pretty clear you’ve just got an axe to grind.
Philbert

Good grief.
liz

wow…after i finished reading that quote i forgot who said it and i was thinking, “what an ignorant redneck” then i looked before it and i was like, “shit…that’s a mayor”.

=/ That man must have someone else to write his speeches…like he said at the beginning of his rant “this is total crap”

why would you post something like this on the internet? can he be fired over this?
Revyloution

I was going to mention that Shultz ended up a Secular Humanist, and the beautiful irony there, but Bernerbits beat me to it. Still, its worth a fist bump.

Philbert wins the threat tho…
Tizzle

He’s not exactly wrong about Obama’s 10 minute dissertation in response to simple questions.
Brian Macker

Darn, and here I though Obama was interrupting “So you think you can dance” and had taken it as evidence of divine intervention. Now that I learn that his target was Charlie Brown, our dearest prophet, my faith has been shattered.
David D.G.

That mayor is such a fussbudget.

~David D.G.
Iason Ouabache

It’s the comment about property owners that bothered me more than what he said about Obama. Sure, calling Obama a Muslim is inappropriate, uninformed, and bigoted but it’s been done to death. I would consider it weird if a right-wing crank didn’t call him a Muslim. However, by the mayor saying that we should go back to our original voting laws he managed to insinuate that poor people, African-Americans, and women shouldn’t have the right to vote. How the hell can someone that stupid get elected?
ckitching

He’s absolutely right, but we also need the media to address other important issues, as well. Why is it that no one will ask the simple question, “Has Mayor Wiseman stopped beating his wife, and sleeping around yet?” It’s time for the wife abuser, adulterer to come clean!
The Watcher

And why are there no women helping run the city of Arlington?

Or minorities. They’re all white guys. I would guess, looking at their names, that none of them is Hispanic either, which I find troubling for any large city, but especially one in Texas.
The Watcher

And why are there no women helping run the city of Arlington?

Or minorities. They’re all white guys. I would guess, looking at their names, that none of them is Hispanic either, which I find troubling for any large city, but especially one in Texas.
stephanie

Umm, perhaps I am misinformed, living out here in the Pacific time zone where everything happens at the wrong time- but seriously? In all of that weirdness and lack of logic, I find the guy’s insinuation that the Peanuts special is only on once and only at one time so that it can be interrupted across the nation to be one of the most insane. Some part of me wonders if he still has dials on his TV for regular stations and UHF/VHF.
JD

Christmas is still three weeks away. There’s still time to go RENT or BUY it! Or if the mayor’s paycheck is too small, you can get your secretary to write to the network to ask that they reair it.

You really can’t win in politics. I think the political problem with expecting simple yes or no answers is that the opposition (or haters if you will) will just say you’re lying, you explain your answer, the opposition will just spin it as smoke screen.
muggle

Um, someone please inform him that it’s airing this coming Tuesday on ABC so he can stop getting his panties in a knot.

As a lifelong renter, I resent the implication that you’re not a complete citizen if you don’t own.
Binkie

Some of you people are asking how can a wacko like this get elected? The answer is that he is a product of the majority of his community. Actually probably all of his community. Any sane people in that town would have left long ago. They’re all probably tea bagging bigots.
Thegoodman

Haha. I attempted to email the mayor to express my disappointment in him as a mayor, as a citizen, and as a human being. This is his email address russwise@aol.com ..seriously. The mayor of a city in the US has an AOL email address listed as his official email on the county website.

“Not much has changed round here since I’s elected in 1992, an I plan to keep’r that way.”
Becky

@ The Watcher – this takes place in Tennessee.