Iron Flying Spaghetti Monster December 1, 2009

Iron Flying Spaghetti Monster

By Guest Contributor
December 1, 2009

Well, if Iron Jesus gets to make headlines, it’s only fair that Travis Morgan‘s Iron Flying Spaghetti Monster gets some publicity as well:

Photoshop or not, I would love to know what the heck Travis was ironing that could’ve possibly caused those marks…

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  • No you don’t… somethings are best unknown

  • ACK! You toasted the FSM! Prepare to suffer an eternity free of semonlina!

  • OMG, I love this. And if Christians are thinking, “Oh, that’s ridiculous”, imagine what it’s like for us to see them going on about seeing Mary in bird poop!

  • I guess my iron is truly atheist, then: clean without marks to read any deity into them. 🙂

  • andyinsdca

    I refuse to shop at a place that doesn’t wish me a happy Saturnalia!

  • Thanks for sharing this miracle. It comes together clearly when you realize that the FSM’s eyes are the top two holes of the iron. Many Pastafarians have come to worship it. I charge to place the hot iron on a place on their body (of their choosing) rendering a tatoo of the FSM image permantly on them. RAmen.

  • Angie

    I’ll bet Pastafarian pilgrims from miles around are lining up to revere this miraculous image.

  • Looks like FSM has revealed itself to all of us.

  • His Noodly Appendage is steamin’.

    Also self cleaning.

  • Ben

    Looks like the virgin afterbirth to me.

  • sven

    Holy Pixar! It’s Eva and WallE dancing!

  • Ubi Dubium

    May all of you be Touched by His Noodly Appendage in all the right places.

    RAmen to you in this season of Holiday.

  • Davy Jones

    He was Ironing pirate regalia of course!

  • I absolutly love that the top two dots make his eyes!

  • LKL

    LOL, literally, at the first picture; LOL again @ Travis and the iron-worship. Thanks, guys.

  • polomint38

    @cimddwc

    I guess my iron is truly atheist, then: clean without marks to read any deity into them.

    Maybe you have the image of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHHH)

  • tom coward

    It looks like he was ironing a squid. (Don’t tell PZ!)

  • @polomint38:
    Guess you’re right. Since none of my socks got raptured recently, “appearing” on my iron would be a good way of the IPU to remind me of Her presence…