So, this is how it works:
1) Go to The Amazing Meeting.
2) Get married.
I thought it was just Rebecca who got married at James Randi’s convention, but behind the scenes, Kate was also working her magic.
She gently breaks the news to the rest of us:
… Remember how I went to TAM7 awhile back? Well, I roomed with this guy, right? I know some of you were suspicious at the time that something might have been going on behind your backs, but look. At the time we were just friends. I swear. Nothing more. Yeah, but then, you see … then we hooked up a little after that and now we’re married. Hey, no, listen. Listen! There’s good news and you won’t very well hear it while you’re yammering on about fidelity and trust issues, will you? Okay, fine. I’ll let you vent, then. I’m sure this is a very difficult time for you…
That is *so* unfair. I’ve been to 3294823 conferences. Never once have I come back with a spouse.
Never again. Next time, I’m bringing home a haremfull of spouses and a quiverfull of babies.
You’ve been warned.
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