God Hates the Creation Museum Atheists August 11, 2009

God Hates the Creation Museum Atheists

By Guest Contributor
August 11, 2009

Looks like God is angry with the atheists who visited the Creation Museum:

UGH! How dare those stupid bloodsucking atheist bastards even step foot in My Divine Creation Museum?! I should have burned them to a crisp or attacked them with swarms of locusts as soon as they walked through the door.

BAH! Tis’ no matter. I shall infest all of their genitals with open sores.

I don’t know what God is (*itch*) talking about.

(via Stuff God Hates — Thanks to schism for the link!)

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  • Can I just say that as a “Bible-believing Christian” it rocks me to my core that people would even begin to think this way!! How much more “off message” can you get and still call yourself “Christian?”

    … oh wait, it wasn’t actually serious… so hard to tell sometimes 😉

  • Delphine

    Glad we finally have a direct line to god. This makes him so much more personable.

  • ZombieGirl

    *wipes blood from mouth*
    No sores!!!
    God: 0
    Atheists: 1

  • Personally, I think hemroids would be God’s choice in this matter. 🙂

  • cltdba

    Science has given me creams and valtrex for your curses, God! Take that! Argh!