Virgin Mary Makes an Ironic Appearance

Hah, it looks like the picture was taken in a classroom.

I love it!!! And man, do I ever want to hear what fundamentalist idiots have to say to this…

Paredoilia is interesting. Now that the Virgin has appeared in a bird turd, perhaps human turds should be examined for her divine presence.

It would be easy enough just set up a toilet seat about a piece of construction paper and then examine the turd for any imagery reminiscent of the divine.

The next person would obviously get a clean pice of construction pager.

How long before we would find the Virgin or Jesus being revealed in turds. They could be plasticized and sent around the country.

No longer would barkers cry “we have shit in a jar,” but “we have Jesus, lord of creation, in a jar of shit.”

Happy days.

There are fundamentalist Catholics as well as the fundamentalist Protestants who are louder in American culture.

Also: gross.

Guess we can’t call her the VIRGIN MARY anymore…HAH

hay is that my avatar?!? whowa how did you get… My mind has been blown.

Oh, ew! AHAHAHA! Best one of those I’ve ever seen.

Must be the second coming!

Never go in without a skin.

Also what’s gross about it?

Is it for sale on e-bay?

Well, you know what the Bible has to say about this: “Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord”.

Oh, man. Now *that’s* funny.

Does this mean the Catholic church is going to start approving of contraception now?

Dear Phil. There was no explicit description of how the rubber came to be filled. Have you never heard of a “posh wank”? This is a much more likely scenario considering the classrom location. For further research try looking up “soggy biscuit game”.

dude, for people who are supposed to not believe in God, u spend an awful lot of time looking Him up in weird places. live ur lives people. dont believe, who gives a fuck, but dont waste ur and our times dissing those who do.

Actually is not the second coming,its the second cumming!!!:p

Well, I must say it looks better than the one in the marmite lid. I have to agree, though, that it does look rather a lot more like Darth Vader.

And also that, yes, know thy enemy, fools. If you go about acting like asshats about something that people don’t even do/believe in, you will only be made to look even more foolish than they do.

An Anonymous Areligiousite.

Gabriel wrote:

Is the christwire a poe site?

My favourite comment from that site so far:

“Abe, you do realize that you just posted a photo of a condom filled with semen on your christian web site, right?”

Well, at least this shows the christianity reach is good.

At least even though ppl claim they are atheists they still have the divine in their heart and minds. Which is important.

Real non-believers are those who do not even think of the divine in anything.

Praise and thanks be to GOD.
In nomini Patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti. Amen.

hahahaha the second coming hahaha that made my day 😀

This ain’t funny!

So, I guess every sperm is sacred after all.

That’s not Mary! It’s Princess Leia!

Lol brilliant! Tell me where so I can go on a pilgrimage.

I love how a bunch of Christians have actually come on here to leave ridiculous comments. We discuss religion and Christianity, not because we have some belief, but because we find the stupidity of believers to be amusing. We insult believers and Christianity because they believe in a spaceman who raped some random girl so that he could be born as a human, etc.

I am basically trying to say that Christianity is a sham that cannot, and will not affect the more independent and thoughtful minds in this world through actual belief in an invisible, inactive God. The fact that we are smart enough to realize that God isn’t real, allows us to ridicule Him and know that there is no chance of us being wrong about it.

Now, now…Let’s not fault Christians for believing in what they believe in. I don’t fault the Romans for their polytheistic beliefs not more than I fault Christians in their monotheistic approach. All cultures tell myths to explain the unexplainable. Religion, truth be told is Mythology. Christians will believe in those ridiculous crazy stories (I mean really, did Noah really live within walking distance for the animals to get to him? And if God really is “perfect”, how can something that is perfect, create imperfection a.k.a. man. Doing so, makes Him fallible). Anyway, I digress. We don’t believe, they do. There is absolutely no proof of His existence, we know this. Yet they will blindly follow based on blind faith. Neither view can be proven or disproven. I just think it’s sad that Christian’s minds are usually so closed to any other possibility other than their own view of things. Usually not nearly as receptive to views that challenge theirs.

Aggie, your arguments are flawed and reverse psychology is so 1991.

“Just like the tribal people in Papua who do not believe how letters can be sent through wires (if they even know what a wire is).”

I could say the same about you, and the scientific fact that is evolution, but I wont, because I’m too busy laughing at THE SECOND CUMMING!!!! Maybe Gabriel should have used a condom when he raped Mary. Then we wouldn’t have had this issue of Jebus–the bastard son of a rapist–to worry about.

Wow, strong words, Mr.Mick. Why get so upset. I didn’t say atheists believe in GOD.

I’m just putting my opinion on how real atheists should be and explaining why many atheist are not actually atheist. (they are like that because they are angry at life and/or existence). But if they look closely and open their heart,they will find answers.

If a girl/guy-(just in case) loves you and tries her/his best to show you her/his love, it will mean nothing if u turn a blind eye to it. That’s why we get so many stories of unrequited love. People do not return love if they do not accept or believe the other person loves them. However, it does not mean that the other person’s love do not exist.

Same with the divine, if u turn a blind eye and close your heart to his love, you will never know, feel and accept how much he loves us and will not believe it exists.

Anyway, no matter how much u do not believe, it is a fact that the most special person in the world is Jesus. He does not have paternal earthly genes. (call him a bastard if you like) Means if the original sin is transferred through paternal genes, he is the only person in the world without original sin. Since his father is not of earthly origin. Everyone that existed has earthly paternal genes (sin) except Jesus.

Interesting fact, since people at the time do not understand genetics and according to unbelievers, make a hell good of a story.

“he is the only person in the world without original sin”….

So… Will I pay for things that my ancestors have done, even if I guide my life as jesus *supposedly* did? Ohh… your god is really all loving… thank you, OH might one!!

There isn’t and shouldn’t be any fact in religion. That denies it is based on faith. Jesus was most likely just a guy who had a good idea of how to treat other people. It doesn’t take divinity to be selfless. Atheists simply regard Christianity the same as any other religion, mythology. You can believe in whatever you want, hopefully it is all a means to the same end – caring about other people.

Aggie, you are one of the most delusional posters on the internet I have ever seen. Seems like you have a thing against science. Science is all around you day in and day out. Your car came from science, your house, cell phone, TV, light bulbs, paper, electricity, and so on. If you don’t believe in evolution, then what makes you believe in all the things you use everyday?

A THEORY, which evolution is, is the best possible guess based on a ton of FACTS. I bet you didn’t know gravity was still a THEORY did you? Religion is the WORST possible guess based on FAITH. FAITH is basically blindly accepting something without proof!

You religious nut jobs need to see your way out of life and find out if your Jesus guy is actually real. I and my fellow atheists on the other hand will enjoy our lives now instead of holding out on some stupid fairy tale.

Aggie, your god performs miracles, but only if they are statistically possible. He can cure cancer (but only to the probability that cancer goes into spontaneous remission), he can accomplish feats of medical excellence (but up to and not past the probability that these acts would have taken place without his/hers intervention).

If your god could grow back an amputees limb (at the moment this is something that medical science has failed to achieve) I would be impressed and then question how this event had taken place (medical breakthrough or miracle).

Please don’t get angry with me for pointing out your gods inadequacies but question why you believe what you do.

Aggie,

I never said that you are not against science, I only stated that god can only do what happens without his intervention.

You state “being an atheist is boring. No faith, no love, no hope.”

Faith; I have faith that natural laws cannot be broken and these laws have been illuminated on by humans using the scientific method.

Love; I love my wife, my children, my fellow man and life. So much so that I would not love a fictional made up character that expects me to put him above all else.

Hope; I have hope, hope that I carry on leading a moral and a good life that has been set down by the society I live in. The idea not to rape, pillage, rob and murder are ideas that have evolved over many years so that we can live in an altruistic society where the weak and strong have an equal say.

The bible says do not test god because that is what the bronze age power brokers trying to control a developing society put in so the people would not question gods ability to do anything.

Gravity is a theory built upon the works of many great real people. We still don’t know exactly how to explain gravity but we have enough knowledge to use gravity. science has elucidated this and technology put it to use. I could have said exactly the same about evolution but because evolution is a stronger theory than gravity I thought I would use this theory to help you understand.

I hope that you will question your faith in the supernatural and that you have an open mind so that blind faith does not lead you to do something that you may regret when you become enlightened.

Good luck for the future Aggie and I hope you don’t get too angry with me for pointing out some of your misconceptions.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while. I’m not even religious, but this whole atheism craze is getting out of hand and just plain crude and derogatory. There are just as many stupid atheists as stupid Christians, and I won’t be surprised if a new era of anti-religious groups start appearing across the country, fueled by hate and narrowmindedness.

I hope this stirs up the debate somewhat.

what the hell IS a posh wank, anyway?

I would guess that’s when David Beckham gets a hand job from his spouse?

But then, I’m not British.

dang, aggie is one funny mofo haha

Aggie asserts that atheists are angry. Angry at what? Methinks thou dodst project too much. (Read that last sentence carefully again to gain full meaning)

Atheists prolly should be angry – there is ample reason…over 10,000 years of impeding human social and technological progress for what purpose? To please the gods? ugh. The church even outlawed the number zero for a couple of hundred years. Try computing in binary with only one digit.

As for the condom…dumb, but silly. What price will it fetch on eBay?

Now I can be”cum” a believer. If the appearance of the “virgin” can “cum” in a condom then I can “cum” to church. Ha ha!

That is one of the cutest and most irreverent fun pokes at religion I have ever seen. It’s so absurd it’s almost innocent!

I wonder if a truly avid BVM follower would feel conflicted by it? It’s about as good a likeness as I’ve ever seen. WAY better than the NunBun (although I realize that was supposed to be Mother Theresa)!

Has anyone heard any responses from the truly religious?

And I had a good chuckle over “the immaculate contraception”!

out of curiosity, speaking of ironic things, is the name “Friendly Atheist” ironic? because all I seem to see among comments are people mocking Christians for their beliefs. For the record I’m personally agnostic but this sort of hate-fueled conversation does nothing to reconcile two parties that have been at odds with each other.
Neither of you groups could possibly know for an absolute fact what the ultimate truth is in the universe. its hypocrisy to call one group an idiot for their belief in something while saying at the same time that you know for a fact that there is nothing. open your minds, and stop feeling so superior because you, I, and all the fundamentalists in the world all have one thing in common, we’re all just trying to make sense of infinity in our own way.
That is all, God bless, Allah bless, Science prevail, whatever you would like to hear.

anyway, for those who needs science to explain everything, try let science explain this interesting video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aos0hnwiHt8

the point is, we are still well behind in explaining anything at all. That’s why we have faith. Amen. 😀

i’m only going to be a mofo after having kids, same as any mofo out there, including ur dad. Well, i do hope i get to be a mofo though, just to pass on the genes.

Especially for you Mr.Siamang. Unfortunately this event could not be taken to a lab and tested, although it was witnessed by thousands. I hope science can explain it.

http://www.zeitun-eg.org/stmaridx.htm

Btw, if you look for it, it will be revealed to you. If you close your heart, you will even not believe your parents love you. Simple. Amen and GOD bless.

Old legends designed to bilk poor people out of their money.

Oldest scam in the books.

I think the resemblance is kind of a stretch, myself…

Now that the Virgin has appeared in a bird turd, perhaps human turds should be examined for her divine presence.

Well, look who they found the image of here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cyJ8nqU7ds

brilliant – where can I come to pray to it?

How come there are tables on the ceiling?

@ Ron

You think catholics don’t have their fundies? Think before giving lessons to other people about understanding their opponents.

NOooooo!!! The new messias trapped in a condom! Holy seed spilled forever. This is why the pope prohibits condoms!

Way back in August Aggie said, “Just like the tribal people in Papua who do not believe how letters can be sent through wires…”

I should have taken it on faith but I went to the wiki and found the following:

A large proportion of the population are illiterate. [31] Particularly women are affected. [32] Much of the education in the country is provided by church institutions. [33]

hmmm… Aggie used an example of “ignorance” that is caused by christians.

I am delighted that so many people enjoyed this. I am the original creator of the idea and image, although I did source the condom photo from an unrelated source (for those wondering, it is “only” spittle in the condom =D). I had originally branded it with my blog’s URL but some rapscallion decided to remove it. I have seen this de-branded image floating around a few areas of the internet now and I do find it annoying, more so because I genuinely like people having a way to trace the origins of content found on the internet (a plight as so highlighted in the bottom of this very post).

You can read my original blog post here:
http://gammagoblin.blogspot.com/…/mother-of-fucking-christ.html

A follow up post about another “sighting” of the holy condom at a holy tree stump:

http://gammagoblin.blogspot.com/…/no-one-else-cares.html

And finally a post about the de-branded image:

http://gammagoblin.blogspot.com/…/people-are-lining.html

I’m not too concerned about you linking to me in the blog post but could you please just replace the image with the original one found here. Thanks! 🙂

A virgin Mary can appear anywhere, you want to be satisfied, in a classroom too!! 😛