Why Does God Hate Stephen Baldwin? July 22, 2009

Why Does God Hate Stephen Baldwin?

By Guest Contributor
July 22, 2009

The Baldwin who bleeds Christianity… has filed for bankruptcy.

A filing Tuesday in federal court in New York shows that Baldwin owes $1.2 million in two mortgages on a property about 30 miles north of New York City valued at $1.1 million. The document shows he also owes more than $1 million in taxes and has about $70,000 in credit card debt.

I can’t understand how his radio show for Christian teens, BMXRadio, hasn’t made him a rich man…

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  • Why?

    Because he’s a terrible actor.

    Case in point: Shark in Venice.

  • Tony

    If only he played sports.

  • After leaving “I’m a Celeberity, Get Me Out of Here!” due to 125 bot fly stings, Stephen Baldwin is slowly becoming my patron saint of “Sucks to be you”.

  • Alan E.

    His brother, Alec, said that he is sometimes embarrassed to go out to eat with him because one of the first comments is “everyone here is going to hell.”

  • I saw this coming. not because of his choice to be a Xian Con but because he stopped acting.

  • Obviously because he doesn’t tithe 10%.

  • Elsin Ann Perry

    Was this the Baldwin who was featured on Robert Shuller’s Hour of Power a year or two ago?!

  • Bacopa

    You don’t get 120 botfly stings. They don’t sting, they leave larvae. And I doubt anyone would ever have as many as 120 botfly larvae. The most common botfly that infests humans in the tropics deposits its larvae on a female mosquito that feeds on large animals, and humans are large animals. The larvae detach from the mosquito and burrow into the flesh of the human. The human has minor pain and inconvenience from the embedded larva and the larva crawls out while the human is asleep and completes its metamorphosis into a botfly.

    The common botfly of the temperate zones lays eggs where it detects rodent urine. It is also attracted to the smell of feral cat dens, so botfly larvae commonly infest wild kittens. The larvae hatch and burrow into rats, squirrels, and kittens. A well fed kitten with a good feral mama cat can easily survive a couple botflies. Botflies secrete a powerful antibacterial mucus. If the botfly hole gets infected, the host’s immune system will create inflammation that will block the larva’s breathing tube.

    I believe that botfly secretions will provide the antibiotics of the future. I also believe Stephen Baldwin is a wimp. We have flourescent green cowflies that can sting the crap out of you here on the out-of-the-way beaches in SE Texas. The cattle graze just across the coastal road from the beach.

  • God hates Stephen Baldwin because of the way he says “Deuterometry”.

  • billybee

    uuullllghhh….
    i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • grazatt

    The common botfly of the temperate zones lays eggs where it detects rodent urine. It is also attracted to the smell of feral cat dens,

    So he smells of rat pee and wildcat dens?

  • AxeGrrl

    Alan E. wrote:

    His brother, Alec, said that he is sometimes embarrassed to go out to eat with him because one of the first comments is “everyone here is going to hell.”

    Daniel Baldwin apparently feels similarly 🙂

    watch this giggle-inducing 30sec clip to see why:

    Stephen Baldwin describes a ‘religious experience’ to Heidi and Spencer

  • AxeGrrl

    and hey, why the hell is Stephen Baldwin still in the U.S.? He threatened to move to Canada if/when Obama was elected…..

    I ask this question, but trust me, as a Canadian, I’m grateful that he’s proved to be a hypocrite on this issue:)

  • Nacho Mamma

    It’s sad to watch an obviously mentally ill individual destroy themselves. However he seems determined to make it happen so congrats to him on his sincere commitment to the crazy. Way to go stevie!

  • agree with bacopa–he didn’t get 125 botfly stings–he was bitten by mosquitoes, and some of them were carrying botfly larvae.

    He only had 2 larvae. 🙂

  • My bad. Should have checked the link again before posting.

  • Heidi

    AxeGrrl, that was hysterical. Thanks for the link.

  • Allen

    I miss the good old days when Stephen was caught buying crack by paparazzi. Crack still loves you Stephen.

  • Patty109

    It is disgraceful for Stephen to take money from strangers when he is perfectly able to go out and make a living. It is tantamount to stealing – not very Christlike. The truth is I used to like him, now he is a joke and an embarasment to his family.