The Christian Version of Porn July 22, 2009

The Christian Version of Porn

By Guest Contributor
July 22, 2009

Usually, Christian goods are pretty crappy compared to the real, secular versions… but the acting in this Christian porn is *way* better than anything I’ve ever… um… read.

It’s possibly NSFW.

So *that’s* how Quiverfull families happen…

***Update***: Totally missed this the first time. The lady in the sketch is Stephanie Courtney (the one from the Progressive commercials). Thanks to Jimmy for pointing that out.

(Thanks to Ashley for the link!)

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  • The Christian Version of Porn

    Ugh, I hate Twilight.

  • i don’t see any porn… i don’t see anything!

  • That was the funniest think I’ve watched this month! Hilarious…

    It reminded me of Acorn Antiques (UK reference).

  • It was funny, but I must point something out…

    That’s Stephanie Courtney (aka “Flo”) from those annoying Progressive Auto commercials. I can’t stand her because of those awful commercials.

    Anyway, nice post.

  • The guy looks a little bit like Ray Comfort.

    I also hate those Progressive commercials.

  • Peregrine

    That was awesome! I can’t wait to get home and abstain from self-gratification!

  • I thought the URL was funny at the end.
    Like who would actually type in such a long URL 🙂

  • Rob

    That was great. Reminded me of those silly classroom movies from when I was a kid on “how to brush your teeth.”

    And I like Flo! Now I like her more.

  • Thanks for linking me, Hemant!

  • Gabemik

    Very funny! I’ve always been creeped out by Flo in those commercials. This video doesn’t help.

  • I loved the positive messages…

  • bigjohn756

    I hated Flo at first, she was so over the top. Now, I love to watch her overacting on those same commercials. She is so over the top.
    Her acting here is much better than most porn that I never watch.

  • WCLPeter

    WOW!!! I thought that guy looked familiar.

    The priest is played by actor and stand up comedian Jeremy Rowley. He also plays Lewbert, the crazy doorman, on iCarly. Or if you remember “All That” from around 1994, he was the “Rate the Pain” guy.

  • Alycia

    I love her little subtle look off camera and nod from when the ‘director’ tells her to take off the husband’s clothes.

  • catsnjags

    i think flo is hot!!

    great ability to overact… little known fact: Stephanie Courtney was also the Planter’s Peanuts Cashew Girl in the Superbowl commercial a couple of years back. (the one with the omnibrow)

  • schizm

    what? that wasn’t funny. that was boring. where’s the humour? i want my 2:04 back.

  • Mattsweetwood

    Made me laugh!

  • Jer

    Wow, I didn’t know Christians were also horrible actors.Â