The Park Bench has a short collection of questions designed to infuriate any astronomer:
4. To me, the Moon looks like a sort of light cheddar but I’ve heard others refer to it as a brie. What flavor do scientists think it’s made of?
I believe the consensus is that the Moon is made of gouda.
6. How much money did the government save by faking the Moon landing rather than actually going there?
I believe the savings from the Moon Landing were just barely enough to fund the Watergate break ins.
Next time you see Phil Plait, you know what to do.