School will start up again shortly and atheist campus group leaders are planning out activities for the year.
Jen is asking her group members for advice. They’re not helping:
Member: We could have an atheist bacchanalia orgy
Me: Why is that the number one suggestion I get from everyone?
It would never work. No one would know what to scream during the action. (*rim shot*)
The best option here is obviously strip-Dungeons & Dragons.