What Does a Homosexual Demon Look Like?

You remember the story of the church that violently tried to remove a gay man’s “homosexual demon”:

And perhaps you also remember how the pastor at Manifested Glory Ministries Church, Patricia McKinney, didn’t talk very coherently during her interview with CNN.

Syndicated columnist Leonard Pitts, Jr. has a question for McKinney and members of her church: What does a Homosexual Demon look like?

I know you’re up against it right now, but I want to assure you: I’m not here to beat up on you, or to accuse you of being the bigots you say you aren’t, or to call you a bunch of backwards mouth breathers who abused a confused teenaged boy. No, I’m just hoping you’ll tell me what a homosexual demon looks like. I’m scared I may unknowingly run into one, so please help me sharpen my demon gaydar.

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Actually, if you could run down all the various types of demons and ways to ferret them out, I’d be grateful.

Not to leave the impression I’m entirely demon illiterate. I do know a few.

For instance: the demons of fear, stupidity and intolerance. You don’t need to tell me what they look like.

I already have a good idea.

Of course, the point is that they’re making it all up. No such demon exists and the church members are delusional when they think they’re doing something productive in beating the young man.

(Thanks to Dietra for the link!)

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When I was a Christian teen, I read a book which described the appearance of demons. They come in various sizes, from pathetic, imp-like beings that were just a nuisance but not much danger to the average person, to massive mega-demons that would kick the living shit out of your soul if you encountered them.

My youth “counsellor” at Christian camp scared the shit out of me by telling us teens around the campfire that he met Iron Maiden’s demonic mascot, Eddie, during an out-of-body-experience and was whisked off to hell by him. Only by praying to Jesus was he able to get out and back to his body. He said that Eddie still tried to come after him once in a while.

Good times.
Mike

If you really want to know more about homosexual demons, I urge you to listen to the educational and moving hymn “Beelz”, by Stephen Lynch.
Zar

Whatever a gay demon looks like, I’m sure it’s stylishly dressed.
OJ

I thought this demon would be gay, but according to the article he’s interested in all humans.
grazatt

Here is video of a homosexual demon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTD1NDNFIg&feature=channel_page
Gabriel

they are pink.
Heidi

When I was a Christian teen, I read a book which described the appearance of demons. They come in various sizes, from pathetic, imp-like beings that were just a nuisance but not much danger to the average person, to massive mega-demons that would kick the living shit out of your soul if you encountered them.

Christians have their own Monster Manual? And these are the people who thought Dungeons and Dragons was evil?

@OJ: I’m not buying that Wiki article. Lorne is totally gay. So the answer is gay demons are green and adorable.