Family Guy: Jesus Comes to Dinner June 30, 2009

Family Guy: Jesus Comes to Dinner

By Guest Contributor
June 30, 2009

If Jesus came out to dinner with me, I would *totally* be a believer.

But then he’d probaby eat meat and I would think nasty things about him.

(via Atheist Media Blog)

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  • Now that is funny!

  • Looks like Jesus knew which buttons would work for Brian.

  • Astrophysicist

    I enjoy this very much.

  • You think nasty things about us omnivores, simply for living out our evolutionary destiny?! Check out the human dental formula. That’s not very open-minded of you.

    Oh, alright, alright, I’ll admit it, I sometimes think nasty things about Vegans too. I mean, come on! Would it kill you to eat an egg once in a while?! Sheesh! I guess we’re even.

  • Shane

    But then he’d probaby eat meat and I would think nasty things about him.

    Man, thanks for reminding me that I have two steaks in the fridge that I should start marinating before I go to bed. I will see your “nasty thoughts” and raise you one “bemused smirk”.

  • dersk

    @manyhats: evolution is not destiny

    There do seem to be quite a few of us veggie atheists – which does seem a bit strange, I guess, but for me it’s mainly an environmental / resources thing.

  • I wouldn’t invite him to dinner. He’d want all the food to be kosher and I don’t even know what that is. Plus I’ve read that he’s got this temper and I’d hate to throw him out because he turned over the dinner table or something….No, actually I’d love that.

  • I love that episode of Family Guy.

    Seems like ice cream isn’t considered kosher, although Jesus wasn’t eating any.

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