You’ll Love Me, Richard Dawkins

You may have heard Lady GaGa‘s popular song called “Paparazzi“:

I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Papa — paparazzi
Baby there’s no other superstar
You know that I’ll be your
Papa — paparazzi

This prompted Janoova O. Kapoosa (a.k.a. ArcanusMemoria) to create a parody tribute to Richard Dawkins:

I’m your Facebook fan,
I’ll stalk you till the day you love me
Richard — Richard Dawkins
I know I’ll make you see
That you’re the man for me
You’ll love me, Richard — Richard Dawkins

Nicely done. Everyone loves a good stalker.

(Thanks to Jay for the link!)