The Flintstones Is Not a Documentary

Well, flying feathered dinosaurs are still around.

Dinosaurs and humans lived together…

Where are all the bible stories about Tyrannosaurs eating entire villages? Were they wiped out in the flood? Why isn’t that mentioned?

“Noah took everything ‘cept the big ass lizards that kept eating people, for The Lord thought they were damn annoying”

Only a complete blithering moron could read the bible and conclude that dinosaurs and humans lived together. Alas, these knuckle draggers calling themselves christians is the best proof that atheists have that there is no god.

By the way…. I’m not saying that dinosaurs and humans didn’t live together but the bible certainly has nothing to say on the matter.

There are a few non-avian dinosaurs still among us. Unable to adapt to the changing enviroment, they are steadily going extinct. Members of the Theistopods, their species include: Creatisaurus, Homophobidon and Superstirolophus to name a few. In a few generations there will be nothing left of them but fossils.

“It’s like I’ve always said: Pigs are Creationists.”

You have that switched around.

Have you no appreciation for Pigs? As far as I know, none has ever seriously considered the possibility of a god. The only “myth” they believe is that once pigs could wander free, wallow in mud, avoid antibiotics, and die of old age.

Extended metaphor? Creationists (pigs) are more equal than others, and atheists (goats) are going to hell. It extends quite nicely!

I failed Bible study, but isn’t the Devil supposed to be goat-like? So seems like the devil is whispering lies to the faithful, innocent Creation Pig. Dashdarned goats.

So is it pro creation, or atheistic leaned? (I’m not familiar with the cartoonist)