I’ve always said: When babies attack you, you must attack back.
Imagine all 239423 of your children coming after you like this little hellion:
[Mother Hilary Wheeler] Miller also got a fat, black-and-blue lip when [son] Nicholas bit her as an infant. During a later roller-skating outing, he pulled her down and she shattered her right wrist, requiring a cast for two months. Miller also has been sickened with various illnesses that her son picked up at daycare, including strep throat, three rounds of pink eye, and a severe case of bronchitis that took months to treat.
“Never once did I imagine having a child would be hazardous to my health,” she says. Today, though, there’s an “ongoing saga of danger surrounding my life now that I have a child.”
My solution to this: Get the kids to go after each other; may the best baby win. (I’m going to make a great father one day.)
By the way, the lead picture on the MSNBC page is priceless.
(Thanks to Tony for the link!)