Prop C: The Freckled Can’t Get Married June 10, 2009

Prop C: The Freckled Can’t Get Married

By Guest Contributor
June 10, 2009

ZOMGitsCriss is back to explain the brand new Proposition C and the people who want to stop freckled people from getting married:

(Thanks to Jeff for the link!)

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  • Anne

    I’d suggest anyone whose hair is bleached blond be prevented from marrying. After all, it is a CHOICE.

  • Shwoing!

  • SarahH

    lol… poor freckled people!

    “There are ways of covering that up, you know.”

  • Doug

    May I suggest another video? It’s from my favorite subscription on youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRer1DPxt5k

  • thiolsulfate

    If we allow people with freckles to get married it’s only a matter of time before we get sex with ducks.

  • She also has a nice YouTube poem

  • Well a leopard cannot change it’s spots.

  • Chal

    But a leopard can change its shorts.

  • Michael Nietzsche

    I love women with freckles! Send them to my house, please

  • Reginald Selkirk

    So you think it’s a joke? Laugh at this:
    Is gingerism as bad as racism?
    BBC, June 2007

  • Christophe Thill

    Well I had never heard about “gingerism”, at least as strong as this (I fond red hair beautiful). But yes, it’s clearly racism. Just as blonde jokes are.

    Really, redheads aren’t a problem. Vegetarians are. It’s against nature! And they’re prozelytizing! And if they had their way, everyone would be weaker!

    (Of course, it’s a joke. I have nothing against vegans, though I’m definitely not one of them. But it’s fun to bring the topic in a conversation, especially with slightly homophobic people.)

  • TXatheist

    Hemant, do you even listen to this or just turn down the volume and enjoy the pretty video? I think the latter(not that there is anything wrong with that).

  • Ginger people unfortunately fall under the same dark myths as atheists do. Except that gingerness is harder to conceal and they don’t call us “daywalkers”. Like atheists though ginger people have no souls.

  • Well, I have to admit it. I have red hair and don’t have a soul. There. I said it.

    Of course Jesus reportedly also had red hair… Perhaps he came up with his ideas as a reaction from being picked on as a kid by the Philistines.

  • ATL-Apostate

    I love Criss. I mean, seriously, I love her. Thank zeus for them internets and Youtube – it makes stalking somebody just slightly less creepy than the old fashioned way.

  • ATL-Apostate

    If we allow people with freckles to get married it’s only a matter of time before we get sex with ducks.

    One can dream, I suppose…

  • As someone who was seduced by the freckled lifestyle, I realize now that only by giving up my sinful nature to Jesus can I be healed. After all, it’s a choice.

  • For those lusting after Criss, perhaps by studying this image one may learn to put things in perspective 😉

  • For those lusting after Criss, perhaps by studying this image one may learn to put things in perspective 😉

    Damn YOU, Jeff!

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