Did you know Benny Hinn is still around? (Don’t remember which televangelist he is? He’s this one.)
His latest act involves helping you get out of debt! (What a nice guy!)
How will he make this happen?
All you have to do is pray. And give him money, of course, as a “seed.”
It’s time to break free from the bondage you have been under. But it will take a sacrificial gift to trigger your debt cancellation harvest. Pray and give what God is directing you to give sacrificially.
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It’s time to step out in faith. It’s time to say, “My debt is canceled!” In fact, I want you to write those words on a card or piece of paper and keep it in view. In big, bold words write, “My debt is canceled!” Put a copy on your bathroom mirror, your office, refrigerator, and wallet!
Then as an act of faith sow bountifully, knowing that God will give you a bountiful harvest. Be bold. Be strong. Be courageous. Be determined.
That’s a long way of saying: empty your savings account and transfer the money to Hinn.
He must be the religious version of Bernie Madoff.
What gets me is how these schemes always work… ask and ye shall receive. Apparently, a three-second appeal for money by Oral Roberts resulted in a $10,000,000 windfall for Hinn a couple decades ago. (How did all that money disappear?!)
Sadly, I’m worried this special “May 25 Debt Cancellation Day of Prayer” (Really? Really.) will work. Gullible people will lose their hard-earned money and Hinn will have successfully scammed another slate of victims.
(via The J-Walk Blog)