You’ve been doing them wrong this whole time:
That tidbit is courtesy of the Spiritual Research Foundation — an oxymoronic name akin to Creation Science.
There are plenty more images where that one came from… they become funnier (or scarier) when you realize some people take them seriously:
There’s an entire page devoted to “Spiritual Facts” which includes statistics like this one:
“Negative destiny“? You’re shitting me.
For some reason, they left the citations for the numbers off the page…
That whole site is full of hilarity. It’s bad enough people do these things without any regard for science. It’s even more embarrassing when they try to justify their superstitions with numbers and the false pretenses of science.
(via Unreasonable Faith)