This is some great Christian kitsch: The Submissive Jesus Talking Prayer Answering Head.
You pray, you twist his crown of thorns, and Jesus will yelp in anguish while saying one of over a hundred random phrases.
Just check out the promo video:
The creators do have a sense of humor about it:
Our Lord comes with: a 26 page instruction booklet (info on how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting, care and maintenence), a coupon for a dinner for two for you and God at the Holy Lamb and Steak House in Heaven and a “Freedom from Hell” certificate.
This also comes with a warranty for 40 days and 40 nights, but since Jesus is perfect, you’ll never need to use it.
Only $26.95 + shipping.
Jesus is expensive these days…
(Thanks to SpiritOfTheWolf for the link!)
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