How to Raise Your IQ

By Guest Contributor

April 22, 2009

I hate it when someone steals my idea for a book…

book

Actually, How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children is a real book by satirist Lewis Frumkes and he wrote it nearly a decade ago.

It should be noted that eating skinny children does not help you lose weight.

I learned this the hard way.

(via FAIL Blog — Thanks to everyone for the link!)

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Ms Constantine

Lol. When I saw this today I thought of you immediately!
JimboB

It’s so obvious! Eat gifted children and gain their knowledge.

So will my IQ drop if I eat stupid children? Maybe I should stop using those box-and-stick traps…
Matt

Eating sweet children made me diabetic.
David

I saw this book in a used book store many many years ago and thought the title was so funny that I should buy it. I’m sad to report that the title was by far my favorite part… although I admit I didn’t finish it.
Jason

What about eating “Christian” children?
DeafAtheist

I maintain my youthful good looks by eating cute children.
Craig O.

Actually, How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children is a real book by satirist Lewis Frumkes and he wrote it nearly a decade ago.

I have a copy that was published in 1983. I believe it was first published in the 1970’s.
postsimian

Is this going to be in the same vein as “A Modest Proposal?”