From the Mouths of Fundamentalist Christians March 29, 2009

From the Mouths of Fundamentalist Christians

By Guest Contributor
March 29, 2009

All text from the following video was taken directly from “online Christian fundamentalist forums.”

And by that, I believe they’re referring to Fundies Say the Darndest Things.

The actors definitely got the smugness down…

The best bit begins at the 2:10 mark.

(via sliptivity and Reddit)

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  • Pseudonym

    This could also be called “From the Mouths of People On Internet Forums”.

    I mean, have you READ the comments on YouTube?

  • That was a thing of beauty. I wish it was more unusual but we all hear things like this at least 2 or 3 times a week if we frequent the blogs and forums.

  • Ah the stupidity! A fine compilation.

  • FSTDT: Best site ever.

    Present site excluded, of course.

  • Jared

    I loved the part about Deoxyribonucleic acid, makes me wonder how some people come to the most insane conclusions about things.

  • cassiek

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. I can’t wait to show this to my 22 year old atheist son and my atheist husband.

  • Oh, my! We have been TOTALLY FAILING to do all the cool stuff atheists get to do!

  • AnonyMouse

    I ran into the “If Atheists Ruled the World” skit elsewhere, and I have to say that it was completely inaccurate and more than a little insulting. I would not let two gay men have sex in my bed so that I could watch. They would be bisexual men and I would be in on it. And we wouldn’t burn the Christian, we would barbecue and eat him. Geeze, guys, can’t you get anything right?

  • Hey, where are my hookers and pot?

  • Eric

    @Jared
    That one was actually a Poe. I know the person who made that comment and it was very much sarcastic.

  • Mriana

    lol They have no clue what atheist values are. Obviously they don’t know any atheists and have a complete and total stereotype. I’m not sure if I should laugh or be insulted.

  • I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung. This video just made my entire day 🙂