Last time, I ran this contest:
Taking a cue from this list…
Replace any word from the title of, or a line from, a book about atheism… with the word “Pants.”
For example, “The Pants Delusion” or “Atheism: The Case Against Pants.”
(If you use a line from a book, give us the name of the book and the page number!)
Here are the Top 10 answers (with submitters):
10|
The Blind Pantsmaker — Richard Dawkins
(Riker)
9|
(In a reversal of the rules)
Sisterhood of the Traveling Atheists — Ann Brashares
8|
Expelled: No Pants Allowed
7|
Atheist Manifesto: The Case Against Christianity, Judaism, and Pants — Michel Onfray
6|
God Doesn’t Believe In Pants — Ray Comfort
5|
(In a reversal of the rules)
SpongeBob SquareAtheist
(jedipunk)
4|
Letting Go of Pants — Julia Sweeney
A memoir of how one woman learned to live without trousers, slacks, or britches.
3|
There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your pants.
This has the added benefit of possible sponsorship by Dockers.
2|
There are no pants in foxholes.
(Enough said.)
1|
Parenting Beyond Belief: On Raising Ethical, Caring Kids Without Pants — Dale McGowan
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Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
What horrifying, frightening, shocking things take place inside this building…?

Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!