Guess who’s converting to Judaism?

I’m sure the Jews will love Lindsay Lohan.
I’m also pretty sure that’s all there is to the conversion, too: Taking a picture in front of a sign that says SYNAGOGUE.
Which explains how I changed my name to Senator Barack Obama:

My favorite line in the article is this one:
Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism in a bid to prove her devotion to Jewish girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
Although raised a Catholic, the 22-year-old star announced she was planning to change her faith on her Facebook page.
So you know this is *forever*.
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