It’s Your Own Miracle! February 15, 2009

It’s Your Own Miracle!

You may want to sit down for this.

This morning, I saw myself on a pancake:

miracle

This must mean I am God.

Victory is mine!

It can be yours, too.

Just upload a picture, decide how you’d like your image to appear on the miracle spectrum (ranging from “super subtle” to “super obvious”), and save!

If you post your image somewhere, feel free to link to it in the comments!

(via The Generator Blog)

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  • mikespeir

    What is your will, Lord? (You should write a book.)

  • I knew it! Atheism is a religion!

    /sarcasm, /snark

  • Mmmm, that’s one tasty looking pancake!

    (sorry, couldn’t resist)

  • I hereby declare heretical the belief by some Mehtaians that Hemant was not born divine but later granted divinity by God. Burn all such believers at the nearest stake.

  • llewelly

    It looks like you have a dot near the center of your forehead. Perhaps that is a hint of some sort …

  • Dallas

    Since I have long hair and a beard, all mine just look like Jesus…

  • You’re O.J. Simpson?

  • Alex

    My Pancake Miracle
    And I seem to be a happy savior, too.

  • Luther Weeks

    As a vegetarian, I must note that a pig has been sacrificed and a chicken has contributed to the occasion.

  • Steve

    Had your face been on a cake, you could be said to have ‘risen’ again.

  • John C

    Can my face appear on a vegan friendly breakfast? I don’t want my followers to think that I support eating flesh.

  • Ouch, that is a cheap shot. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

  • Cool. Thanks for the link.

    @Luther Weeks

    As a vegetarian, I must note that a pig has been sacrificed and a chicken has contributed to the occasion.

    No love for cows?

  • I just got off of work and this made me laugh in the middle of a restaurant while having my after work beer(s). You should be caled the Funny Atheist.
    Kriss

  • Pancake man

    I didn’t believe in your existence before, but now I do. This miracle opened my eyes.