Jesus was a man. Hence, Jesus would’ve gone to the men’s bathroom. The person in the cartoon is a woman. Her bracelet says “what would Jesus do?” Meaning, which bathroom would he go in?
Don’t forget the SMBC post-comic that he puts in the red dot mouseover to the lower right.
mikespeir
Well, that actually occurred to me, Kate (and others), but I said to myself, “Nah, that can’t be it!”
David D.G.
Jesus would take the door on the right, since it shows the image of a man wearing a robe. So as long as she’s wearing a dress or skirt, she should do the same thing. QED.
She should consult Deuteronomy, it is quite clear 😉
23:12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
cathy
This is an old joke in Philosophy of Ethics, except it has to do with a courtroom instead. The person with the WWJD bracelet is on the stand. The attorney says “Please state your name for the court” and the WWJD person says “Jesus.”
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