Not this:

Or any of the other shirts on this site.
And why doesn’t this girl just get one shirt that tells us she’s an ex-hypocritical-masturbator?


The Skepchick versions are much better:

This is why it’s hard to take these Christians seriously. They are proud to rid themselves of something that was never bad in the first place.
It’s a case of mistaken priorities.
(Thanks to everyone for the links!)