Bottle of Champagne: thirty dollars.
Soft Lighting: zero dollars.
Fresh Children: two dollars per pound.
Making her an anniversary dinner she’ll never forget: priceless.
After recovering from the New Year’s party Hemant swore to never again allow his inner child to get free…or any other child.
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Last minute laws pushed through by the Bush administration requiring teachers to swear allegiance to God force Hemant into a new career as a Child Catcher.
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Hemant’s new design, based on a lobster cage, was testing well.
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“Irreducible complexity indeed”, muttered Hemant as he filled in the patent for for his single part mouse trap. Little did he suspect that miniature spies had already found his prototype and were sabotaging it.
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“No Billy, praying doesn’t help. Pull back this bolt and the cage door can be opened from the inside”
I’m SO not cynical enough today to offer a decent caption.
J Myers
Soylent veal.
Crating: great for dogs, better for children.
Red Toddler – choose your dinner straight from the tank!
Gypsy curb-side pick-up: Place your delinquent children in the packing container we’ve provided, suspend from lanyard at then end of your driveway, and our caravan will pick up your offering sometime between, oh, May and September.
Stephen M.
No no no. You can’t eat children unless they are free-range children!
CeTK (Cannibals for the Ethical Treatment of Kids) is going to be after you!
Boy A: “why oh why aren’t we in California?? PROP 2 passed there!”
Boy B: “but PROP 8 didn’t, dear. I’d rather live with you in this inhumanely confined space than be ‘free’ in a state that won’t recognize our love!”
Hoffy
When uncle Richard said he wanted to show us what it would be like if we allowed religion into our lives, I never expected this, uncle Richard, uncle Richard, can we come out now…….uncle Richard !!!!!!!
