Matt Bors shows us one possible reason God allows suffering:
Other reasons can be found in the full strip.
(Thanks to Pedro for the link!)
Since when is George Carlin God?
I love George Carlin and were he alive today would gladly seek his counsel over that of some made-up deity.
Praise George!! (uh-oh…don’t want to start a religion of Carlinism, but he was a pretty wise dude, anyway)
Also, he has man boobs.