Last time, I ran this contest:
A recent poll asked 1,600 British children to “name the individual they considered the biggest celebrity.”
In first place: Simon Cowell.
In second place: God.
I think that gives new meaning to the word “Idolatry“…
But it raises another question:
In what other ways is Simon Cowell better than God?
Here are the Top 5 answers (with submitters):
5|
When Simon Cowell gets angry, he insults you. When God gets angry, he turns you into salt.
4|
Simon Cowell only tells you that you are a bad person (singer, dresser, whatever) if you are.
(Nicole)
3|
When Simon Cowell judges people, there is video documentation.
(ZackFord)
2|
Eventually, people will stop talking about Simon Cowell.
1|
Simon Cowell’s standards are actually possible to meet.
(Wendy)
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Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
The atheist bus ads are now in full force over in England.
It begs the question:
Where else will we be seeing ads about atheism in the future?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
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