It’s the new year. We need to start it off right.
With Jesus on pita bread.
To the surprise of absolutely no one, it’s being sold.
Hungry, one morning last week, I decided to heat up some pita bread. I broke it into little bits and left it in the oven for about two and a half minutes.
After the pieces began to blacken I took them out. Oddly enough one piece even looked like the “face” of Jesus. I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn’t.
Instead, I left it in the pantry until today, when I finally decided that I might as well auction it off.
I guess what you all want to know is whether it’s a coincidence or real apparition. I’m not really sure. All the same, whether you’re a Christian or just curious, happy bidding!
You know damn well what it is.
It’s the Lord.
And he is delicious when dipped in hummus.