Atheist: A Poem November 24, 2008

Atheist: A Poem

By Guest Contributor
November 24, 2008

We’re all in trouble. God’s been playing us.



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  • grazatt

    Where did that come from?

  • Hemant

    My own creation… Had some down time in grad school last week and I was playing around.

  • Rat Bastard

    This life is a test.
    It is only a test.
    If this was a real life, you would have been given instructions and a playing piece.

    Hemant, you are going to be called the Atheist Nostradamus in a few centuries, if you keep coming up with this abstruse stuff.

  • Doh! Do I get a resit?

  • Tao Jones

    a heist?
    the
    heist?

  • Elsa

    It’s just like the Bible Code, it must be true!

  • Funny, all I got was:

    HEIST
    THE
    TIT
    AS
    IT
    ATE
    HIS
    TEST

    Scandalous!

  • J Myers

    h i t
    a
    theist

  • J Myers that’s awesome. And your photo is hilarious. 😛

  • Amusing poem; I wonder if I’ll see it in e-mails from Christian types :/

    J. Myers : That’s the “Heaven’s Gate” guy, isn’t it?

    I have an audio clip of his in a song I rather like. Pretty eerie.

  • This is a test of the god alert system. I repeat, this is only a test.

    Beeeeeeeeeep!

    If a true god had been detected, this beep would be followed by further instructions on what to eat, what songs to sing, and how to manage your sex life.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled posting of The Friendly Atheist. Thank you.

  • AxeGrrl

    HE

    IS

    A

    TIT

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